Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

granted, but because you bought it for me with counterfeit money, you're being investigated by the feds.

I wish I had a twin

granted but your twin is a freak and acts like a cow. I wish I had a time machine to go to the the future and have Mario kart 7 already

Granted, but your time machine can only go forward in time. Thus you have lost two months of your life you will never have back. (yes that was a Futurama reference)
I wish I could use Mario Calculator and watch Netflix at the same time on my 3DS.

granted, but the combined uses overload your 3DS' processor and the whole console melts.

I wish my migraines would go away

Granted, but now you always have 2 broken arms.
I wish for Supreme rule of India

Granted, but you are sent back to the 19th century and become Queen Victoria.

I give my wish to the next poster (two wishes for you).

Granted, but I waste it on cheese.
I wish for the Beatles to come back alive and join back together and make world peace and put an end to our problems with amazing music. (You can't ruin this. You just can't or you're a horrible person.)

Granted, but a new generation of people hates their music and they go into hiding.

I wish Earthbound would get put on VC.

Granted, but it gets heavily edited due to licensing issues which includes the awesome new age retro hippie battle theme getting replaced.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but you lose control of your personal space, meaning there's always somebody within an inch of you at all times. O.o

I wish mariofanatic could control time without his wish to control time being corrupted.
_{Everybody needs personal space...everybody!! O.o}

Granted he can control the span of one second forward and backward in time! Oh and as for you, you die because you weaseled out of a wish for yourself.

I wish my nipple hair would grow evenly rather than like a long strand here and there and short ones in other places. It's like cmon nipple hair, choose one!

...I just don't know what to say about that.

I wish there weren't so many outright strange things in the world.

granted, now there are subtly strange things throughout the world, and on a scale much bigger than ever before.

I wish I had a TARDIS (nothing beats a TARDIS, therefore, impossible to corrupt)

Granted, you now have a Tomato and Radish Dip Intelligent System for creating the perfect relish!

I wish I had a Time and Relative Dimension in Space machine. :3

Umm... Granted but it blows up with you in it.
I wish I was old enough to drive.

Granted, but now you are too senile to drive.
I would actually love a Tomato and Radish Dip Intelligent System. So I wish for that.

Granted, but it's a prototype, meaning 1 in every 4 dips you create turns into a Rowdyruff Boy.

If snips, snails and a puppy dog's tail makes a boy; and sugar, spice and everything nice makes a girl...I wish I knew what mushrooms, flowers and stars of powers makes.

Granted you do, but you learn everything else there is known to man and your heads explodes from the pressure. (See Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull)

I wish I owned Nintendo.

Granted, but you also own Sony, causing your mind to split into two personas: One Nintendo-oriented and good, the other Sony-corrupted and EEEEEEEEVIL!!!!

I wish for-
NintendoPurist is knocked-out and kidnapped by Sony reps

The Sony Reps make their demands
We wish for the passwords to every user account on NintendoLife or else NintendoPurist gets it.