Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you only get an hour's worth of oxygen.

I wish the Euro had never existed.

Granted, now the majority of Europe go broke and hungry

I wish I could write a story

Granted, only it's too long for anyone to finish reading.

I wish each corporation would make their products in the country the corporation was founded in.

Granted. Now we never get their products in America again!!!! lol

I wish I could get all of the cool new games that are out on the Wii right now!!!!

Granted, only you're now broke and have to sell everything you own.

I wish I could travel into cartoons at will.

Granted, but you got trapped in the show with the BoohBahs.

I wish that I had three left feet.

Granted, now you not only have a hard time dancing, but you have a hard time walking, too, which means you'll live the rest of your life as a living tripod

I wish I could bake a very delicious cake
_{Hooray for rhymes =)}

Granted, but this corruption doesn't rhyme.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Granted, now you beat the Guiness World Book of Records for tallest person on Earth
_{How tall are you, Yakko? You don't have to answer if you don't want}

I wish I could be a multi-language translator

Granted, but you can't translate Portuguese!
_{I'm currently 5'9", but I'm still growing.}

I wish I could speak Chinese like my foreign friend.

Granted. But now you no longer know English and you aren't allowed to leave America!!!! lol

I wish my old video camera still worked.

Granted, only they don't sell VHS tapes anymore.

I wish I could transform into almost anyone in the world.

Granted, now people will mistake you for a famous person, which gets you in trouble with said famous person

I wish I had a new cell phone

Granted, you get a new cell phone made in 1990.

I wish the ozone layer was fixed.

Granted but the sudden change causes global cooling

I wish for a iTunes gift card

Granted, but you have to wait until Christmas to get it!

I wish January 16, 2011 is a great day.

Granted. But every day after that for the rest of your life is horrible!!!! lol

I wish I always did the right thing!!!!

Granted, but then everyone else is wrong!

I wish I could play old Windows and DOS games on Vista.

Granted but you now have DOS and have no idea how to work it.
I wish for gluten free cake.

@Volpe - Granted, but now you can't play your new PC games anymore
@Jarvan - Granted, but you forgot to drink a glass of (soy) milk with it

I wish everyone could get over their most deep-seated fears