Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now we can't understand what you said

I wish I was on an adventure

Granted, you're on Link's Adventure!

I wish I was better at math.

Granted. But now everyone wants you to do their homework for them and all you ever get to do is math!!!! lol

I wish that if you already owned a physical copy of a game that you could download it for free from the Virtual Console!!!!

Granted, but now the cartridges disappear forever, no!!!

I wish Kirby was real

Granted. But he's also really hungry, and he eats you and you die (in that order)!!!! lol

I wish I never had to sleep!!!!

Granted- you now live a very boring life

I wish I was better at chess

Granted, but now you need a big improvement while playing Checkers

I wish my videa camera had infinite recording time

Granted, but the quality is REALLY cruddy.

I wish I could move back to California.

Granted, but you live in the Sierras and freeze to death.

I wish I had a Red Ryder Dual Shot Range Model Air Rifle.

Granted, but it hits you in the eye!

I wish Christmas wasn't stressful for those who find it stressful...

Granted. But now all other holidays stress them out!!!! lol

I wish they really would make the IGN Legend of Zelda Trailer into a movie!!!!

Granted, but it stars Miley Cyrus as Zelda and Justin Bieber as Link!

I wish video games came in cartridge form again.

Granted but they can't fit into the disc slot!

I wish my dreams weren't so creepy...

Granted, now everyone elses' dreams are creepy instead

I wish I could lift the sword out of the stone

Granted Da da da da

I wish the 3DS was here already

Grated but it only sold for one day and on that day you do not get the 3DS but everyone else in the world does :3

I wish ponies

Not Granted Because your SZM

I wish for my issue of NP to come in the mail

Banned

Granted, but it's the original issue.

I wish I could live in Duckburg.

Granted, but you somehow feel out of place

I wish I knew how to scuba dive