Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@Volpe - Granted, but now you can't play your new PC games anymore
@Jarvan - Granted, but you forgot to drink a glass of (soy) milk with it

I wish everyone could get over their most deep-seated fears

Granted but everyone is now scared of everything else.
I wish for redsn0w 0.9.6b7 to be out by Christmas

Granted. But it turns out to be horrible because it was rushed and released to soon!!!! lol

I wish that there was some console version of the Star Wars Trilogy Arcade Game!!!!

Granted, but it's completely glitchy which makes it unplayable

I wish I could make a mural

Granted. But it turns out to be very ugly and no one likes it!!!! lol

I wish I had all of the cool Euro Strategy board games that I wanted!!!!

Granted, the sets are so beat up that you have to replace many of the parts, at a high expense to yourself.
I wish the 3DS came out, FULLY REFINED, in two days.

Granted, but it is retina burning.
I wish to meet a girl with the same intrests as me.

Granted. But she's your sister, and you can't be romantically involved with her without it being really weird!!!! lol

I wish clothes would pack themselves.

Granted, but now the stockings and shoes feel neglected
_{Did that corruption make sense?}

I wish I owned a top hat

Granted. But it's like the bowler hat from Meet the Robinsons and it possesses you and uses you to destroy everything!!!! lol

I wish Christmas was every day!!!!

@Starboy: It makes perfect sense my friend!!!!

Granted you are the new Prof Layton

I wish that I could chose what I wanted (KEY or DKCR)

Granted. But you get a copy of a game called KEY which is actually about inserting keys in locks and turning them instead of getting Kirby's Epic Yarn like you wanted!!!!

I wish I could make this wire that I got for my computer work correctly!!!!

Granted, but now your computer doesn't work correctly.

I wish we could find a way to colonize the moon.

granted, but the 'moon' you wind up colonizing turns out to be a grown man's rear. watch out for craters D:

i wish the roads wouldn't be icy tonight.

Granted. The roads have now been completely replaced with gravel, destroying your tires and and getting all up inside the rotors of your brakes.

I wish i was muscular

Granted, but your muscles are so incredibly huge that you can not move.
I wish I knew how this thread ended up being 4680 posts long.

Granted, now everything else boggles your mind instead

I wish I knew how to play every wind instrument out there

Granted. But as you unlock the secrets of the length of this thread, you become truly deranged and mad!!!! lol

I wish I didn't only have access to the internet on my phone this week!!!! lol

@StarBoy Granted, but you can't read music.
@gamerforgod Granted, you now have internet access at your local library, but you still have to pay those late fees on the books you borrowed 8 years ago.

I wish I had a hamburger.

Granted, but inside it there's a food which gives you a tummyache

I wish I could make a flipnote