Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but then said something turns into something that you never expected it to become
_{Oh, okay; that's all right, NintendoBuddy =)}

I wish I had some wind chimes

Granted, but they are so bloody loud you cant sleep at night.

I wish I can see a System of a Down concert.

Granted, but the concert sells out the moment you enter
_{Good night}

I wish I had a new pair of socks

Granted, but they're full of holes, which give you blisters!

I wish Dr. Doofenshmirtz could build a real-life Nintendo-3DS-Creator-inator.

Granted, but then something goes awry and it only manages to create one 3DS, with a few glitches

I wish I had a yo-yo

Granted, but it's stale!
_{In Australia, there's a cookie made by the Arnott's company called a Yo-Yo...it's been over a decade since I last had one!}
I wish the guys in Nintendo Life Chat would come to believe that I really am a fully-grown adult!

Granted, but not me. I already know you are 22! You're just a kid at heart.

I wish ice wasn't so dangerous...

Granted, but by some weird coincidence, fire is no longer a threat either, meaning a lot of unhappy firefighters are now without jobs! They all march to your house with torches hoping to set your Nintendo-related items on fire as revenge, but they quickly remember that fire is not a threat, and so they pull out the ol' sledge and smash 'em!
_{Actually, I'm 23 now.}
I wish PunnyGuy didn't miss the special crossover episode of PR:NF on my birthday...
_{Not to worry, PunnyBuddy, I've been keeping your character warm for you.}

Granted but only when your birthday comes which is of now, yesterday.

I wish for the speed of Sonic!

Granted, but you hit your hand on the sound barrier, causing a nasty screech-bruise!
_{A screech-bruise is like a normal bruise, except it emits a high-pitched squeal until it heals-up!}
I wish the comment box in these forums wasn't so tiny now.

Granted, but now it's so huge, that you have to read letter by letter to completely read the comment

I wish I knew karate

Granted, now they are even smaller.
Granted, but you forget it instantly.
I wish I had some spaghetti.

Granted but once you eat it you explode and die forever

I wish upon a star...

Granted, but the Moon falls out of the sky and kills you before your wish can take effect.
I wish to be immortal.

Granted, now you're the only living being in the far-off future, which makes you feel alone and depressed

I wish I could ride a horse right now

Granted, but the horse jumps off a cliff with you on it.
I wish IWBTG wasn't so glitchy. (Though sometimes it's hilarious)

Granted, but the horse is a star-eating zombie.

I wish BIT.TRIP FLUX was not the last game in the series.

@Spaghetti - Granted, now every other game you've played is
@Od - Granted, now it's the penultimate game in the series

I wish I could create a snack

Granted, but it's disgusting.
I wish for infinite, legally-obtained, and totally legitimate Nintendo Points.

Granted, but you use them in vain

I wish I could know what time it is without having to look at a clock or a watch