Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but it hypnotises PunnyBuddy!
_{Goodnight, StarBuddy!}
I wish for PunnyBuddy to cluck like a Goomba!

Granted, but since he's a goomba, you lose one life!
I wish I got everything I wanted for Christmas.

Granted, but it's all spread out over the next year!

I wish for peace on Earth and goodwill to all people.

Granted, but aliens on other planets outside of Earth start to hate us now

I wish I had a sandwich

Granted, but it's filled with foods that you are allergic to

I wish I had a flying carpet

Granted, but it only flies when somebody throws it!
_{@Clinker: But there are humans on other planets! Haven't you heard of Chaos Theory?}
I wish I could reactivate my WoW subscription.

Granted, but you forget to write down the password when you decide to take a break

I wish it was a little warmer in class today

Granted, it's 1C warmer, which is 1.8F warmer!

I wish everybody could meet their childhood hero.
_{For me, I had loads, my first being Billy Cranston, the Blue MM Ranger.}

Granted, now everyone who meets their childhood hero(es) become(s) completely shy [due to the excitement of meeting said hero(es)]

I wish I had a parrot

Granted, Your parrot can only say stupid, idiot,lazy and barsteward.

I wish a 3DS with a EPIC LOGO.

Granted, but the logo's inadvertently copied off the logo off of another company, which means lawsuit

I wish every flashdrive had infinite space

Granted, but now every other piece of technology has half the storage space it did previously!

I wish for every Nintendo-published Game Boy, Game Boy Color and Game Boy Advance game to eventually be available in the Nintendo 3DS Shop.

Granted, after that the original cartridges somehow disappear from the face of the earth

I wish to play a game of Yahtzee

Granted but you must win or else you will be forced to play again and again and again!
I wish I can pull a Wombo combo.

Granted, but since I have no familiarity with that meme, I can only corrupt this wish by saying that it gets you in trouble

I wish I could run a marathon

Granted, you host the 'Star Catcher Megathon', in which people repeatedly run a marathon until somebody catches the guy in the Luma suit. The winner gets the entire series of Mario Kart as well as multiple game consoles and controllers with which to play them:

1 Nintendo DS lite Console + Mario Kart: Super Circuit + Mario Kart DS
1 Wii Console + 4 GameCube Controllers + 1 GameCube Memory Card 59 + 3 Wii Remotes + 3 Wii Nunchuks + 2 Classic Controllers + 4 Classic Controllers Pro + Mario Kart: Double Dash!! + Mario Kart Wii + Redemption Codes for Super Mario Kart and Mario Kart 64
1 Nintendo 3DS Console + Mario Kart 3DS

The catch? Guess who's in the Luma suit? That's right - it's YOU!

I wish every NLifer could have their most wanted items on their Christmas list.

Granted, now it's the only thing they receive that day
_{Congratulations on making the 4500^th post, NintendoBuddy!! =)}

I wish there was an ice cream with every flavor combined

Granted, but it's not a winning combination and it causes everybody to make a huge mess due to v...actually, I'll stop there...ew...
_{Aw, thanks StarBuddy!}
I wish I didn't have an upset stomach due to StarBuddy's corruption...

Granted, now it's upset due to someone else's corruption
_{Sorry =(}

I wish it was Christmas break already

Granted, so do I!
_{Actually, I was referring to the corruption I made for you...ergo, I made my own stomach turn. Sorry for the confusion.}
I wish for something.