Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now you must look at both a clock AND a watch in order to figure out the time.
I wish the Kirby Fan Club was more popular.

Granted, now it leaves the NintendoLife and CUAF forums in the dust

I wish I wasn't hungry right now

Granted, you die of starvation.
I wish I could fully speak/comprehend every language that exists.

Granted, but you speak and understand them in the wrong places

I wish flossing was more fun

Granted, but then you forget to floss.
I wish I could beat IWBTG on Impossible.

Granted, now you shall never attempt anything so dangerous ever again

I wish I could write a series of books

Granted, but they will be out-sold by Michael Jackson biographies on Amazon.com!

I wish for pleasant dreams.
_{Good night!}

Granted, they're so pleasant, that you never want to leave your dreams
_{Good night, Yakko =)}

I wish to climb a tree

Granted, but you're too scared to ever come down.
I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but you reconfigure into a different person every time you teleport!

I wish for-
_{NintendoPurist tumbles down a warp pipe to some unknown location in the Marioverse}

Granted, but since I have no idea what you had wished for, I could probably say you get everything (hope I didn't make a wrong corruption)
_{Good night, NintendoBuddy =)}

I wish I could create a symbol

-me alone, you stinking Chain Chomp! Ha-ha! You plugged up the warp pipe from your end!

Granted, but I misread what you wished for, so now you have a pair of cymbals!
_{Goodnight, StarBuddy!}
I wish I hadn't been on that imaginary adventure in the Mushroom Kingdom for the past few hours!

Granted, you are stuck in it forever.
I wish everything was perfect.

Granted, now everything is so perfect it gets boring.

I wish I had XM Radio.

Granted, but the reception is so bad that it is incomprehensible.
I wish I had good thread ideas.

Granted, but now they're the only good threads!

I wish that "The First Word That Comes to Mind" thread wasn't dead.

Granted but now this thread is

I wish............

Granted, it is deleted.
I wish I wasn't sleepy.

granted. now everyone you meet today is sleepy.
I wish my dog could talk

Granted, but it hates you...
I wish my video would load!