Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but the main protagonists are underpowered

I wish it wasn't so cold in class today

Granted now the temp is 120˚ C

I wish MadWorld 2 would come out

Granted, but it's full of glitches and completely unplayable

I wish I could make a pyramid out of cards

Granted, but an earth tremor causes it to collapse two seconds after you finish it! You learn shortly afterward that the 'earth tremor' was your stomach rumbling loudly due to you not eating before beginning construction!

I wish StarBuddy could have a decent meal that's very nutritious and extremely tasty!

granted, but it's also poisonous. whoops~

I wish i didn't have to go to the store D:

Granted, but if you had gone to the store, a complete stranger would have given you a free copy of any game you choose!

I wish theblackdragon could have a pet Black Dragon Wyrmling.
_{Just watch that it doesn't pee on the carpet, since its urine is just as acidic as its breath.}

Granted, but it's hard to control, so it roams around the house freely

I wish I could go skate on the ice

Granted, you roller-skate onto an ice-cube and fall on your bottom!

I wish I could download both Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie on Christmas morning when I set-up my Xbox 360.
_{I'm getting one for Christmas just for those two games...at least initially.}

Granted, but then your Xbox 360 bursts into flames due to a defect in the power brick.

I wish I could afford a Ferrari.

Granted, but it's a dud
_{Good night, my friends}

I wish I could own a lighthouse

Granted, you own a house with a lightly-coloured paint scheme!
_{Goodnight, StarBuddy!}
I wish for StarBuddy to have a good night's sleep.

Granted you got 1cm of good carrot.

I wish a that this wish fake money.

Granted you got 1cm of good carrot.

I wish fake money.

Granted, but you don't have a fake bank account to put it in making it useless.
I wish that no one corrupts my wish for love this Christmas.

Granted. I won't corrupt that.

I wish I knew which products to review on GamesParadise.com.au.
_{Hey, that rhymes! I must be a poet! But you can be sure I did already know it!}

Granted, you've decided to review the products which are very rare and hard to come by

I wish I could make a smoothie

Granted, but you have to follow my recipies. _{i DO realy make smoothie receipies}
i wish for everyone to have a marry Christmas!!

Sorry i have to go see ya laterz BYE!

Granted, now it's the only holiday we have that will be merry
_{Bye, NG}

I wish I could start a contest

Granted, but it leads to another 'Ninja-Pirate'-themed war between Donkey Kong arcade and Mario Bros. arcade!

I wish people liked both ninjas and pirates equally, and both cake and pie equally.

Granted, but there are still serious wars going on in the Middle East.

I wish my breath was always minty fresh.