Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but now you're unable to manage an entire chicken pie!
_{Goodnight, StarBuddy!}
I wish I had an entire chicken pie...

Granted, but the chickens remain alive, burst from the pie and peck the eyes right from your sockets.

I wish I was not super bored right now.

Granted you go get monster hunter and join me online since I'm super bored also and your Wii Burns up from leaving the system on all night.

I wish I would just play other m and beat it already. Its been a month now!

Granted, but now all your other games are left unbeaten

I wish I could fly a kite

Granted but the kite is actually a killer human eating bat. It breaks free from the string you are flying it on and proceeds to feast on your neck.

I wish I knew how to make Baklava.

Granted, now you forget how to make anything else

I wish I had my own car

Granted, but you need to be a baby to ride him!
_{Oops...I thought you said 'I wish I had my own Yoshi to ride'! Silly me}
I wish my character in PR: NF could get rid of his anti-morphing hex already!
_{He won't be able to until he reaches S-}

Granted its a 1974 Ford pinto!
@NP Granted but not you morph into fat chicken and can't morph back.

I wish for a new house!

Granted welcome to your run down condemned shack in the middle of the Saharan desert.

I wish I looked good in a speedo.

@Tech101: Granted, and it's filled with a variety of beautiful dolls; plus, the roof has a handle so you can carry it everywhere!
_{See the play-on-words I made there?}
@Vaysody: Granted, but a magpie swoops down and steals them, leaving you in your birthday suit!
_{That's what happens when you wear a silver budgie-smuggler!}
I wish StarBuddy had a car.

Granted, but he gave you a ride in it, crashed, and you both died.

I wish I could get to sleep.

Granted you get some sleep but Freddy Kruger terrorizes you in your dream and slowly tortures you to death.

I wish i didnt live in a crappy apartment.

@zezhroom: Granted, but while you sleep, the effects of the 1-Up Mushrooms that StarBuddy and I ate earlier kick-in, meaning we're regenerated. We sneak into your bedroom and trap you in a gigantic, unbreakable plastic bubble filled with nutrient-enriched air that will keep you alive for centuries! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
_{Okay, so I'm not evil. At least I tried to corrupt the wish!}

@Vaysody: Granted, you now live in a cardboard box without central heating!

I wish everybody (including myself) had a great Birthday every year.
_{24 days until my 23rd}

Granted now everyone has a great birthday but the day after spells doom! Mwa - ha-ha-ha-ha! Sorry couldn't resist!

It would help if I made a wish LOL.

I wish for all the viedogames that I want present and future!

Granted, but now you don't have any games from the past, so you're left with a big void to fill

I wish I could see the interior of a submarine

Granted, but the patty's overcooked and hard as a rock; the bacon is 20 times saltier than normal; and somebody sneezed on the bun!

I wish for today's episode of Power Rangers: Nintendo Force to take place in Bianco Hills.
_{Wait...today's episode does take place in Bianco Hills...and we're gonna get attacked by a familiar foe! OH NO}

Granted but your Power Ranger thread is locked forever by the mods. You can never have another Power Ranger episode ever again! Oh and Freddy Kruger kills the power rangers in their sleep.

I wish my head didn't hurt.

Granted, but now your butt does!

I wish it was Sunday already!

@Vaysody: Granted, a doctor cures you under the condition that the PR thread be unlocked. He also revives the Rangers with enough 1-Up Mushrooms to stop us from ever going Game Over ever again.
_{Why does everybody keep tormenting us about what we're doing?}
@PunnyGuy: Granted, but it's just another Sunday like any other, and no games are released!

I wish people would stop harassing the actors in the PR:NF thread and picking-on the thread itself.
_{I started it for a bit of entertainment between participating NLifers, and it's slowly becoming a bully-fest}

Granted. They harass this thread instead!
_{Sorry, NP.}

I wish I could cheer up NintendoPurist.
_{I'm starting to sound like StarBoy!}