Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but now everyone elses' computers are slower
_{Haha, I like that George in the Jungle allusion, Yakko =D}

I wish for world peace

Granted, now the world is in pieces a la Skyland!

I wish people would stop overusing corruptions such as "Granted, but you forget everything else!"
_{Seriously, it's making my enjoyment of this thread repetitive!}

Granted, but they keep on using all the other clichés!
_{Thanks, StarBoy!}

I wish I won the lottery.
_{Did I already wish for that?}

Granted, you now live in an abandoned mansion and have to deal with ghosts haunting it
_{Can you guess what game I'm referring to, Yakko? XD}

I wish I learned how to knit

@PunnyGuy: Granted, now you already wished to win the lottery
_{@StarBuddy: Ooh, I do! I do! But I'll let PunnyGuy guess first!}

@StarBuddy: Granted, you now know how to make nits!
_{That's Aussie slang for headlice}

I wish PunnyGuy won the lottery

Granted, but it's Luigi's Mansion!
_{Am I right, StarBoy?}

I wish Kirby's Epic Yarn has a boss made out of pipecleaners.

Granted, but it involves a lot sewage
_{Yes, you're right, Yakko =)}

I wish I could tell a difference between a crocodile and an alligator

Granted, but telling the difference between bees and wasps is a problem now.
_Cool!

I wish I could find a copy of Beyond Good and Evil for the GameCube.

Granted, you find it in an abandoned place and claim it as your own
_{Good night, my friends}

I wish I could see into the future

Granted, The earth ended....

(Cya, Starboy! =) )

I wish I had a job at Regal Entertainment.

Granted, but they only pay you when you work overtime

I wish I could create a bridge out of ice

Granted, but it presents many problems. One, driving on the bridge brings about the hazard of slipping, which is very dangerous. Two, it could break into tiny pieces. Three, it will melt when it's hot out.
_{How's THAT for a corruption?}

I wish Power Rangers: Nintendo Force would have an episode today.

Granted, we have to do it all day long

I wish I could fix machines

Granted, your Zord's broken, now you must repair it!
_{Good morning, all!}

I wish we could start our Power Rangers ep right now so we could finish it early

Granted, but then we have to start another episode immediately after that (corruption)
_{Morning, NintendoBuddy =)}

I wish I had a greenhouse in my backyard

Granted, but the green family that lives inside thinks you're stalking them!

I wish Xkhaoz would hit the Dice Block.

Granted, but the number is unlucky

I wish I could wear tuxedoes every day

Granted, but you are captured and released back into the Antarctic!

I wish I knew how people came up with 'South Pole'...

Granted, but learning it is sooooooo boring!

I wish MazdaKon11 was on here right now.

Granted, but now no one else is

I wiish I could get a haircut