Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted All your hair is cut off!

I wish some people would stop hating Super Mario Bros. 2 just because it was really Doki Doki Panic.

Granted, now people start hating Kirby's Avalanche because it was really Puyo Puyo [I personally love Super Mario Bros. 2 USA ]

I wish it would snow during the summer here in Texas

Granted, but you learn the "cold" hard truth! Snow is freezing and potentially dangerous on busy roads!

I wish I could take a vacation to a tropical island resort.

Granted, but you forgot your sunscreen

I wish I could lift incredibly heavy objects

Granted. You're an ant now!

I wish flies weren't so annoying.

Granted, now bees are

I wish I could befriend everyone in the whole wide world

Granted, but that requires a lot of traveling!

I wish more people were nice like you.

Granted, now there's no such thing as most nicest or least nicest anymore
_{Awww, thanks, Yakko =)
StarBoy hugs Yakko}

I wish Atlantis would rise to the surface

Granted, but it soon becomes an amusement park by money-hungry business men!
_{You're welcome.}

I wish a Virtual Console game came out tomorrow.

Granted, it's an import, and you have to spend an extra 100 Wii Points on it (just guessing, though)

I wish I had a chance to watch a VHS tape or DVD this weekend

Granted, but it's an awful movie!

I wish I had a bigger room.

Granted, but it's so huge, that you have to try to fill up as many empty spaces as possible

I wish I could climb a wall

Granted, but you can't get down.

I wish learning a second language wasn't so hard.

Granted, but learning a third language proves to be more than you can bargain for

I wish I could create a play

Granted. It's Waterworld: The Musical!

I wish the Virtual Boy didn't enduce headaches.

Granted, that's now the Virtual Girl's job!

I wish the Game Boy series could be re-released again

Granted, but you'll have to wait for years to get them! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I wish I had a bigger bed.
_{Good night, everybody!}

Granted, but it's so big, that you makes you feel like you're in a giant's world (and you're not a giant)
_{Good night, everyone}

I wish I could leave doors open for people entering and/or exiting

Granted, but it will become pointless to have doors at all..........they disappear.

I wish the Parasite Eve trilogy (trilogy because the third installment is coming out) was more well known.

Granted, now two more people know about it!

I wish I could play a Mario Kart game.
_{Actually, I might just do that}