Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but then everyone knows me only as Rubicante, so they think I'm evil, they kill me, and you lose a potential internet-buddy (I changed it 'cause I didn't want to be associated with Mother Brain).

I wish that YOU were my internet-buddy :3

Grated but its a little Creepy

I wish I could find an Avatar that suits Me

Granted, but it's a tad controversial on this site, and you are banned.

I wish that I was the most famous user on NL.

Granted but Fame goes to your head

I wish I could speak and read Japanese

Granted, but now you can never speak nor read another language again

I wish Kirby's Epic Yarn was released already

Granted but Kirby turns evil, jumps out of the game and strangles you with Yarn.

I wish I could afford DQ IX right now.

Granted, but now all the copies of DQIX don't exist and they won't make anymore.

I wish I knew how to make t-shirts.

Granted, but you'll regret it once you hurt your hands

I wish Kirby's Yo-Yo ability would appear in more of his games

Granted but now your just playing earthbound as a blob

I wish I was better at everything

Granted, but now everything is boring to you because everything is lacking in a challenge.

Good Fawful speech is the delicious wish that I am wishing for!

Granted, but you can only talk like Fawful for the rest of your life and everyone thinks you're weird.
I wish that PM's would be implemented!

Granted, but no one can see your PM since there private.
I wish this thread wasn't so awfully long.

Granted, but now it's so short that it's measured in negative units, which is worse.

I wish that a VC game would come out already!

Granted but the VC game is Superman 64 and Nintendo decides this will be the last VC release.

I wish I wasn't losing my hair.

Granted, but you are now instead losing your sanity.

I wish that I had a system that could download any game... ever.

Granted but it cost You a hundred dollars a game.

I wish I could make money playing good video games.

Granted How do you like playing Super Man 64, ET, Ninja Bread Man, and all the other TVMovie based games that arnt 007 Golden eye?

I wish there was a Nintendo Park filled with awesomeness.

Granted, but a giant nintendog mistakes you for a chew-toy and runs away with you in his mouth, being drooled upon and having to smell virtual puppy-breath!

I wish that nintendogs was based on the care and training of a real-life type of canine pet.

Granted but the next installment is on the 3ds and one of the dogs jumps out of the screen and mistaken you for a chew toy and well you know the rest.

I wish I could pause and rewind time.

Granted, but you turn into a busted TiVo, only being able to pause and rewind time...of TV shows (but not record)!

I wish I had my own 100% working TiVo, my own 100% working TV, my own 100% working infinite-supply of electricity and infinite round-the-clock access to every cable TV channel in the known Mushroom Universe...that's the universe in which the Mushroom Kingdom is located by the way.