Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted however because your pulling so much juice your electric bill is well over 10000 dollars.

I wish I could make honey.

Granted, but then bees come to sting you and bears come to eat you because you're making honey; meaning you're not safe

I wish to read faster when it comes to books

Granted, but now you can't fully enjoy the information those books have to offer!

I wish I knew when Golden Sun: Dark Dawn comes out.

Granted, but you won't be around by the time it comes

I wish to make a rainbow

Granted, but it requires Skittles, which you run out of because you can't stop eating them!

I wish I had some Skittles right now.

Granted, but they lack in flavor, which makes your mouth dry

I wish to smile forever

Granted, but your coloring leaves much to desire.....

I wish I could go to Disney World.

Granted, now you'll never want to leave

I wish there was no such thing as evil

Granted, the world is now dull and boring.

I wish summer would never end.

Granted, but now you can't have snow when you want it!

I wish that a time machine was developed.

Granted, but now you'll suffer permanent damage of deja vu at every time and place

I wish everyone had wings

Granted, but nobody knows how to fly, so the wings are about as useful as planting a coin and trying to grow a money tree!

I wish for a free copy of Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies.

Granted, but now everyone is angry and is after you because you got it for free and everyone paid for it

I wish I could travel to any place instantly

Granted, but Mario doesn't like the fact that a Luma is using his Star Cannons!

I wish I had copies of Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2 that actually worked this time (I've already had three copies of SMG1 that were scuffed or water-damaged before purchase)!

Granted, but you have to pay 1 million gil for them.

I wish I knew what the transfer rate is for gil to meseta...

Granted, but the exchange rate contains so many digits that you wish you didn't know!

I wish for a wardrobe filled with hundreds of different Dragon Quest IX clothes, outfits and toy weapons in my size so I can cosplay as much as I want.

Granted, but all that does is make you become ostracized

I wish the whole world was comprised of water

Granted, but then Leviathan comes out of the water and kills us all for unbalancing the Earth.

I wish that I could summon Rubicante.

Granted, but he keeps popping the corn in your pockets, meaning that it's stale by the time the movie starts!

I wish everybody had an avatar as awesome as StarBoy91's

Granted, but StarBoy91 gets jealous because he isn't the only one with a unique avatar anymore.

I wish I could ride in Kuribo's Shoe.