Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@Yakko - granted, but it's unplayable
@EarthwormJim - granted, but it's broken

I wish could be able to touch my toes without bending my knees.

Granted, but that requires your back bone to stretch out of proportion to your body, causing you to go to the hospital.

I wish I had Wakko's Gag Bag.

Granted, but the moment you pick it up someone swipes it in the blink of an eye, making you gag on the floor

I wish it would snow every year where I live.

Granted, but only for 5 min each year and it melts right away

I wish for Earthbound on VC today @12:00 PM for USA's Shop

Granted, but since it's in USA's shop, and not anyone else's, all other regions who get VC get extremely mad and burn down Nintendo of America, which makes American's get no Nintendo awesomeness.
I wish Super Scribblenauts allowed you to literally write anything.

Granted, but the controlls still suck.

I wish I could instanly escape to another universe to avoid doing homework.

Granted but you teachers find a space ship and follow you through a black hole.

I wish I could stop time!

Granted but now you can't start it again so everyone is continuing through time but you're stuck in the same moment.

I wish for my own internet.

Granted but you still get droped from monster hunter every 15 minutes.

I wish I had a new car.

Granted, but it's missing seat belts!!!!

I wish I could breathe in space.

Granted but now you cant breathe air

I wish I had more time to beat every single game I own

Granted but you have so many game you become an old man by the time your done.

I wish for all the money in the world.

EDIT: Crap seconds late.

LOL thanks PunnyGuy.

Granted, but since nobody else has any money, they starve, can't live anywhere, and will start mooching off you for your money!

I wish my friend who moved away was back in my city.

Granted but your friend comes back as female and doesn't tell you her old identity and you fall in love with her and then date for ten years and get married. Then your friend suddenly springs on you that you used to be old friends and you get all weirded out and get divorced and lose your house, dog, and car. After that you are forced to live in your mom's basement and a rat bites you in the pinky toe and you get rabies and foam at the mouth. When you go to the doctor's to get the rabie shot the doctor misreads your chart and removes your left ear.

I wish Tech101 would start playing Monster Hunter Tri between 5-10 pm EST.

@ JayArr: Sheesh! That's harsh, man!

Granted, but you get a job that requires you to work from 5-10 pm EST, causing you to miss Monster Hunter Tri with Tech101!

I wish Mario was the president.

GGranted but I loss my job.

I wish JayArr didn't need sleep.

EDIT: Your killing me today PunnyGuy. LOL.

Granted, but he starts to bug you while you're trying to sleep!

I wish there was a Luigi's Mansion 2.

Granted, but it's made for the Virtual Boy.

I wish I was better at Mega Man.

Granted, but now you're bad at every other game!

I wish world hunger would stop.

Granted but you star as tingle trying to rescue luigi.

I wish PunnyGuy would quit beating me to the punch.

Edit: I think I'm dying slowly here.