Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but you star as tingle trying to rescue luigi.

I wish PunnyGuy would quit beating me to the punch.

Edit: I think I'm dying slowly here.

Granted, but now I'm slower than molasses!

I wish I could save Tech101 from dying.

Granted, you save him in exchange for your life (some corruptions are just plain impossible to come up with )

I wish there was a Super Luma Bros. video game.

Granted, but now the Lumas are famous and Mario is now a supporting character in Super Luma Galaxy!

I wish Rosalina was in more games.

Granted, but she only appears as a cameo and cannot be interacted with

I wish I could see Mount Rushmore.

Granted, but you have to see it in George Washington's nose!

I wish I was better at fighting games.

Granted but now you suck at all other games.

I wish to live to 100 years old.

Granted but you get so rich that you get servants and then you are forced to live in a box because you have no money and at the age of 62.

I wish I could do anything I wished to do (only smart things).

Granted, but now everyone else can't participate with you, making you feel so lonely

I wish I could I could meet a Shy Guy (from Super Mario Bros. 2 USA and Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island).

Granted, but the Shy Guy calls Bowser and Co. and kidnaps you.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

Granted, but now everybody else feels left out

I wish to whistle everyday of the year.

granted but your lips get sore and fall off

i wish i could be part of the nintendo life team

Granted, but your assignment is reviewing all the bad shovelware that comes out on WiiWare!

I wish there was no such thing as shovelware.

Granted, but now it's called crapware.

I wish my printer would work.

granted, nut you cant find or buy any paper for it
I wish I wish I was ahead of Jayarr in the Tomena Sanner leaderboards

Granted, but now JayArr seeks his revenge for being overthrown by you!

I wish the advertising for Metroid: Other M is successful.

granted, but the advertising for all the other nintendo e3 games are not
i wish mario kart 3ds will have online better then MKW (although it had good online)

Granted, but it is plagued with hackers who do nothing but stack up on blue shells and stars.

I wish Kefka's theme would play every time I entered a room.

Granted, now you have nightmares for the rest of your life

I wish I could make everyone happy by smiling.

Granted, but without sadness, happiness becomes boredom.

I wish that Kefka's theme was in every video game and piece of music... ever.