Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but they all malfunction at the worst of times.

I wish I could go to Japan.

Granted, you went to Japan and got thrown out into the ocean

I wish we can live in the sky

Granted, but the high atmosphere givers us all nose bleeds.

I wish nobody had food allergies.

Granted except the clouds get lit on fire and sky demons eat your soul while you sleep and chomp up all teh noobs and then they throw the pros into the clouds to light them on fire until they fall to earth and they die like BOOM (this is for lz)

Granted, no one has food allergies except now the food is alive and the food eats YOU

I wish this thread didn't exist

granted, but it does and it always will.
I hope conduit 2 has AWESOME online.

Granted, but that's a hope. This is a wish thread.

I wish I had access to the Bottomless Coin Bag from Wario Land: Shake It!! (The Shake Dimension to you European people).

Granted, but once you get it you can never get anything else

I wish calculators could work by themselves.

Granted, but they only do addition.

I wish Walt Disney was still alive.

Granted, but he returns as a zombie and goes on a rampage after seeing disasters like Hannah Montana, Jonas, and the Buddies movies. He also attacks Pixar (even though Pixar is great)!

I wish Mel Blanc was still alive.

Granted, but now every other deceased voice actor and voice actress feels very ostracized

I wish there was no such thing as dirt.

Granted, but since dirt supports everything on earth, everyone falls into the center of the Earth and is burned alive.

I wish my arm would stop itching

Granted, but now your leg starts itching instead

I wish it was summer forever (college starts in two weeks ).

Granted, but since summer is forever and summer equals no school, everyone gets dumber from a lack of education! Either that, or school will have to open in the middle of this endless summer.

I wish my NES and Super NES worked.

@Yakko - Noooooooooo!!
Granted, but now your current-gen consoles don't work (sad to hear they don't work )

I wish I could attempt to jog two miles.

Granted, but the attept failed!!!

I wish for a 3DS

Granted, but it will explode.

I wish I found a GF

@ StarBoy91: That's okay, I got them both for free anyway! I mostly use Virtual Console, though.

Granted, but it's a gross flamingo.

I wish I could make myself watch some more Soul Eater.

Granted but youll stay watching all 5 Million new episodes

I wish I could buy all the great 3DS, DS, Wii, DSiWare, Wiiware, 3DSWare, VC, and Gamecube Games.

Granted, but you are way too occupied with all the great games, that you lose touch with reality, grow a beard, and become smelly! How delightful!

I wish that there really was a sequel to The World Ends with You.

Granted, but you have to play them on a 1 inch screen.

I wish I had a 3DS right now.