Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you find out TARDIS is actually a sexually transmitted disease, and you die with symptoms similar to stigmata, Ebola, and conjunctivitis.

I wish Nintenzo died, because he is conceited.

Granted, now you live a life until you're an old man full of regret.

I wish everyone here at NintendoLife was a luma.

Granted, but the ultra violet radiation that is given off by the Lumas causes you to contract melanoma.

I wish BBEHLEBHEBEHLEBHLBEBLLHBEBHEHBEEEB!!!!!

Granted. Now all you can post for the next 24 minutes is gibberish...that's 24 minutes from the time you read this post

I wish for this wish to be corrupted!

Granted, but all I have is a light five-O'clock shadow that doesn't smell and I'm nice to everybody, so the wish doesn't work. I'm really sorry, and have an awesome day

I wish for a world in which everything is just like the Mushroom World.

Granted, but our presence in the Mushroom World corrupts it with evil.

I wish to make a paper airplane.

Granted, but it crashes on its first flight and you will be eternally sad.
I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted.

Granted, or not granted. :/

I wish I could purchase a MegaDrive console.

Granted, but It doesn't have cords, a controller, a game, or anything, and when you finally buy all that stuff, it breaks.
I wish Kirby would get more love in top game lists and favorite character lists.

Granted, but he has to eat his way up the ranks, digesting the other great game characters as he goes.
I wish I knew what Ganon is up to.

Granted, but he attempts to steal you away so you won't say a thing.

I wish I had some star bits.

Granted, but they're all white, because you're not Mario and you can't handle coloured ones like he can!

I wish for Luigi to be as equally-liked as Mario!

Granted, but now everyone hates Mario and Luigi.

I wish I had a point card.

Granted, but it's completely worthless because no game costs one point.

I wish for group hugs.

Granted, but they are all bear hugs and crush you and make it harder to breathe.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but then you woke up

I wish I could shape shift, like kirby,

Granted, but unfortunately you turn into He Who Shall Not Be Named (you know who I mean) and have your soul sucked out of you.

I wish to review some video games for this site.

Granted, but the games are so terrible that you decide that you're better off commenting in the forums.

I wish film producers would stop making talking animal movies.

Granted, but now they make movies of inanimate objects talking.

I wish for eternal slumber.

Granted, and in your eternal slumber, you die.
I wish to rule the universe.