Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but the world starts to die because of it.

I wish my cheeks were blushy.

Granted, but then you'll look like a baboon (oh... FACE cheeks...)

I wish I had a dog.

Granted, but it is rabid and has a disease which is the biological reason for demonic possession.

I wish I could apologize to Nintenzo, even though I believe he mocked my forum.

Granted, but it hurts either way if you try to touch it while it quickly moves around (like a fan, assuming you meant it in that context).

I wish to rub a lamp.

Granted, but you have three more wishes!

I wish I knew what to wish for...

Granted, but once you know what to wish for, you wish you hadn't; it's terrifying!

I wish I could make everyone smile.

Granted, but they're all forced.

I wish Youtube wasn't the Internet capital of total morons.

Granted, but you crush yourself when shape shifting.

I wish there was a stable that had lessons all year long.

Granted, however you spend eternity learning how to scoop poop!

I wish for a piece of cake!

Granted, but then you realize that wish is wasted once you figure out something you really want to wish for.

I wish someone would respond to this thread again.

ill respond but i have no clue :0

I wish I could fly.

@Yakko - granted, now everyone else will do the same.
@sonicbrawler - granted, but your wings melt when you're close to the sun, making you plummet to the ocean.

I wish there was no such thing as snoring.

Granted. But snoring was eradicated by removing everyone's noses and mouths, so now we can't eat, breath, talk, smell, etc.!!!! lol

I wish that I never had to sleep!!!!

Granted, but your eyes will become ugly the more each day passes.

I wish Pac-Man and the ghosts would get along.

Granted. But now we have lost one of the greatest video games of all time!!!! lol

I wish that it was always warm!!!!

Granted, but you start to melt in the process.

I wish to go on a swing set and swing myself upward so I can jump in a swimming pool.

Granted. But it's a frozen swimming pool, and you die!!!! lol

I wish that I could do everything that I wanted to all at the same time!!!!

Granted, but you'll never be able to catch up with anyone in the process.

I wish that beds were longer and bigger.

Granted. But now they're all made of spikes instead of cushions!!!! lol

I wish I knew exactly what I was supposed to do now!!!!