Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but the save files are corrupted.

I wish papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow.

@Nintenzo - if you don't like this thread so much, then why participate in it?
Not granted.

I wish I had some Tarot cards.

Granted, but they're so rare that Antiques Roadshow hunts you down and KILLS YOU.
Oh, and by the way StarBoy91, I was talking about the actual ocarina of time, not the game. I already own the game.
I wish for fried clams.

@ToxicToad - oh; sorry, didn't see that.
Granted, but they're so fried that they hurt your tongue.

I wish to swim all day.

granted, but it's the iPod Touch you want.
I wish I had wings

Granted,but the purple verison only plays barney games!

I wish i had more time to play video games.

Granted, but you can only play girl games.

I wish I was in The American Horse Show.

Granted. But you ARE the Horse!!!! lol

I wish I could update my Wii so I can go on the Wii Shop Channel again!!!!

Granted, but unbeknownst to you it is your one-hundredth birthday, and are now old.

I wish to soar in the never-ending sky.

Granted, but your wings will fall apart and you'll fall into the ocean and drown, like Icarus from that one Greek myth.

I wish that I had more wishes.

Granted, but they are so inconceivable that they are barely worth wishing for.

I wish for a disco ball.

Granted, but it's dysfunctional.

I wish I was a Lombax.

Granted, but the government takes you in for testing.

I wish I had a jet-hat like Kirby.

Granted, but you are sucked into a jet turbine in the hat, and you are shredded into bits.

I wish ^^#$*#$^{* $ &}& in the toaster.

Granted, however ^^#$#$ $ && melted in the toasted and your house cought on fire.

I wish i didnt have to work so i could play games all day long.

Granted, but in being absent you lose your job in whatever it is you do at work.

I wish I knew how to cook.

Granted, but by touching it you break it into a million pieces unintentionally.

I wish I had a hairdo like Crono's (from Chrono Trigger).

Granted, but you are arrested for indecent exposure.

I wish the world's populace knew of my forum.

Granted, but it's a century-old piano, and the notes sound all weird and age-y.

I wish to get an autograph by Harrison Ford.

Granted, but as your walking away someone steals the autograph

I wish I had a billion dollars.