Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but that means there is no night, and go crazy with the lack of sleep

I wish to taste the best food in the world

Granted, but it turns you into a food addict after that.

I wish to relax in bed right now.

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish my eyes had a telescope function so I could see thing super close up.

granted, but you're forced to see only one thing: Wario's butt.

I wish I had a 3DS.

Granted, but it's bugged.

I wish I could talk to the Triforce.

Granted, but Link envies you so much, he stops being in games

I wish that I got more sleep in the morning

Granted, now you're the only one that's not cranky.

I wish there were no such things as headaches and tummyaches.

Granted,but there are now footaches,elbowaches,kneeaches,and thighaches(did I spell that right?)

I wish my friend didn't think that nintendo stinks

granted, but now that he's given all your Nintendo products a good scrubbing with lots of soap and water to remove their reek, none of them work anymore.

i wish i didn't have to cook dinner.

Granted, but now Reala is your cook, which means lots of visits to the hospital to treat food poisoning

wish I could duplicate myself at will

Granted, but you can't control your duplicates and they take over the world.
I wish for an authentic Luigi Hat.

Granted, but you can't control your duplicates and they take over the world.
I wish for an authentic Luigi Hat.

Granted, but you also can't ineract with anything ever again, and it's permanent.
I wish for a new car that can fly and go in water.

Granted, But you will Get a Billion Doller Fine for Breaking the law of gravity and the Law of the Sea. and there no Parking zone for Flying or under Water Cars.

I Wish My DSi can Print Money.....

Granted, they all cuddle you and hang around with you; unfortunately, the dangerous ones threaten your home.

I wish to play the flute well.

granted, but then flutes where then considered illegal so playing one would send you to jail
i wish to have more yogurt

Granted, but it gives you brain freeze.

I wish to do countless hula hoops.

(I can actually do that!) Granted but then you can't stop.
I wish i had EVEN more yogurt!

Granted, but you feel that you're gonna be nauseous if you have even more yogurt.

I wish I could sleep on a fluffy cloud.

Granted, but you wake up slammed into the ground

I wish that when I was about to grant a wish, someone would not grant it before me( Happens everytime)