Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but nobody else gets a chance to make a wish anymore.

I wish to see the world.

Granted, but then you go blind 5 seconds later.

I wish that I have an infinite supply of 1-up mushrooms.

Granted, now you'll live a long painful life all alone with no friends (a hundred years from now).

I wish to go on a swingset.

Granted. But security throws you out of the park for being too old to play in the little children's section, and you scare all the children!!!! lol

I wish I knew what the 94.9 KLTY Secret Sound was!!!!

Granted, but it's a revolting sound which you wish you never heard.

I wish there was a new Milon game (like DoReMi Fantasy: Milon's DokiDoki Adventure).

Granted, but it's even worse than Milon's Secret Castle for NES.

I wish the new Zelda for Wii was already out and I got my hands on a free copy.

Try again, I asked for a COPY so that doesn't count!

Granted, but it's a broken copy, and you can't get past the first dungeon (fixed) [a few times I might read too fast that I might miss certain details ].

I wish SoulBlazer and Illusion of Gaia would come to the VC.

granted, only its Japan and Europe only

Wish I knew what happened to lost socks

Granted, but then you forget once you find out.

I wish for harder Algebra III homework.

granted, only everyone that hates algebra know your wish is responsible, sparking social unrest from anti-algebra demonstrations

wish I had my own manbearpig as a pet

Granted, but it eats all your food and furniture.

I wish for a Master Sword.

Granted, but it is the master of killing it's owner and it's in your hand!!!

I wish that I could get a good natured beldum.

Granted, but all your other pokemon's natures are bad.
I wish I could play tennis better.

Granted, but you can only make lob shots, and that's your only improvement.

I wish I could see underwater clearly without the aid of goggles.

granted! You can see underwater, but not overwater!

I wish this thread would explode!!

Granted, but Nintendo Life also explodes and disappears.

I wish to play Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Granted, but that's only thing you do, depriving you of sleep, food and water.

I wish to see a play of Mary Poppins [as it's a good play].

Granted. But the play you see is actually horrible, and all of the actors are actually terrorists, and they take the entire audience as hostages!!!! lol

I wish everything could be downloaded instantaneously!!!!

Granted, but then everything else goes downhill.

I wish to watch Iron Man 2.