Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you have to do it with a broken leg.
I wish I had cheese, even though I hate cheese.

Granted, now your skin gets all puffy the moment it's consumed 'cause you're highly allergic.

I wish I could solve all the decimals of Pi.

Granted but you immediately forgot them

I wish I have an inflatable dragon

Granted, but it becomes your master.

I wish every language was spoken here.

Granted, but no one can understand any other language.
I wish what good games there are to buy on wiiware

Granted, but you've misunderstood the definition of "good", and find them to be great and addicting and you never take a break.

I wish that the skin wouldn't peel after getting sunburnt and/or tan.

Granted, but the skin stays on your body, and it keeps building up until your just a big blob of skin
i wish that there were free wiiware games

Granted, but they're not as enjoyable as you had anticipated.

I wish Static Shock was still in production.

Granted, but only as a guest star on Batman: Brave and the Bold (you got that from that name that tv show thread, right)

I wish I had telekinesis

Granted, but you can't control it and you destroy everything you see.

I wish to play Metroid Fusion.

Granted, but you have to play it with your cousin that you never heard about that lives in canada
I wish that i could play the very first video game

Granted, but it was so bad that you become crazy.

I wish to never feel pain again.

Granted, But your Paralyze from your head to your Toes, unable to Move or Feel a Thing.
I wish there was no Moon, I never did like that big Rock in the Sky...

Granted, The earth gets so hot, its unable to support life.

I wish for Canned Laughter.

Granted, unfortunately someone inadvertently opens the can and spreads the laughter out all over the world and everybody cannot stop laugh-augh---- lolinator!

I wish for everybody to be safe and sound.

Granted, but now it is too dangerous to play video games
I wish for something tasty...

Granted, it's so tasty that it rots your teeth and gums and you cannot eat again.

I wish I had homework.

that would be horrible
Granted, but its a whole bunch of stuff you never seen, heard, or learned how to do, plus it is written in latin.
I wish for my pool to open up

Granted, it's full of acid.

I wish I could type faster so I could post before someone else finishes typing so I wouldn't have to delete the post I just posted after someone already posted. (Wow, I can't believe I got that all out in one breath)

Granted, but then chaos ensues.

I wish to read a comic.