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Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

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StarBoy91

Granted, unfortunately you become money-hungry because of it.

I wish for a good game of Boggle (one of my favorite non-video games).

To each their own

Meta-Rift

Granted, the game is possessed and you are forever haunted by floating letters.

I wish I could shake Shigeru Miyamoto's hand.

Meta-Rift

thelegendoflink

StarBoy91: Granted, but its so bad that it sells 5 copies.

Rift: Granted, but you accidentaly kill him and nintendo stops making games.

I wish that I knew what to wish

Currently playing online: Kid Icarus Uprising.

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StarBoy91

Granted, but it's a light-hearted, G-rated, wish, that you came up with.

I wish pencils did not have to be sharpened.

To each their own

thelegendoflink

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish that global warming would stop.

Currently playing online: Kid Icarus Uprising.

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StarBoy91

@mal - granted, but you get food poisoning from it, making you sick in bed for a week.
@lol - granted, but now unfortunately we're in the middle of Global Freezing.

I wish for instrumental prowess.

Edited on by StarBoy91

To each their own

thelegendoflink

Granted, but now you cant do anything else.

I wish to make the best videogame ever.

Currently playing online: Kid Icarus Uprising.

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StarBoy91

[@thelegendoflink - your corruptions are awfully dark. Not that I'm telling you to stop, I'm not, it's just I happened to have noticed just now]
Granted, but nobody ever plays it.

I wish for a flower.

To each their own

thelegendoflink

Granted, but its the flower from Advance Wars: Days of Ruin that makes flower grow within a person and kills him/her.

I wish that my corruptions weren't so dark

Edited on by thelegendoflink

Currently playing online: Kid Icarus Uprising.

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theblackdragon

too bad, it seems the moderating staff has no problem with dark corruptions, and in fact they decide to follow you around the entire site editing dark, dreary things into your every post for the rest of your duration here at Nintendo Life.

I wish that people on the internet would grow thicker skins.

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future of NL >:3
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James

Granted, but now their fingers are too fat to type properly and their posts come out as gibberish.

I wish I could work from home instead of from a shop.

James

Nintendo Network ID: DaddyNewtsUK

Chucko

Granted, but now your an isolated weirdo.

I wish for a ajsfnaljdgs;fghsjgsdgsfdgrw.

Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, would you kindly?

SuperPeach

Granted but it comes out as ajsflkjlkjaasjfhlkfcnmdjfh;lgjglgrkwlkw instead.

I wish for an akita dog.

SuperPeach

LzWinky

Granted, it is easy, but not for you.

I wish I was a pirate

Current games: Everything on Switch

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theblackdragon

Granted, but instead of swashbuckling IRL, wearing eyeliner and eighteenth-century duds, and being awesome in general, you become the very kind of pirate you personally hate the most -- the kind that steals video games on the internets. once you realize this, you're so horrified that you spontaneously combust.

i wish everyone else was as detailed with their corrupted wish-granting as I am.

Edited on by theblackdragon

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future of NL >:3
[16:43] James: I should learn these site rules more clearly
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Percentful

Granted, but we make our curses so detailed, we slow the server down to the point where it won't move at all. You realize this, and get straight to fixing it. However, when you fix it, your IP is logged, and you are never allowed to log on or make an account again. You see pointless threads without shiny locks on them, and the mere sight causes your eyeballs to fall out. Blood starts leaking from your eye sockets, and so much blood drains, you die.
How's that for detailed? I guess I sort of granted your wish, though...
I wish DSis didn't have to be recharged.

Just let it happen.

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LzWinky

Granted. They don't have to be recharged Instead you can sit on the couch and just stare at your DSi wondering why it won't work and probably get out and play with friends

I wish dragon would stop whining

Current games: Everything on Switch

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StarBoy91

Granted, you do it instead.

I wish there were more fourteen-syllable words like "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious".

To each their own

LzWinky

Granted, wahidonotcomplainyoulittlepieceofstarbitbleh!

I wish nintendo would fulfill their fans' wishes

Current games: Everything on Switch

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