Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now you live a life all miserable and alone.

I wish I could have an infinite supply of Star Bits.

Granted, now everything in the entire universe is replaced by Star Bits. That includes you.

I wish I had the ability to edit peoples' minds.

Granted, but then you're banned from being friends with people whose minds you have edited.

I wish I was a real luma.

Granted. But then you find out that Lumas are actually evil monsters that hate everyone and kill everything!!!! lol

I wish I had New Super Mario Bros. Wii!!!!

Granted, but it`s a defective copy that breaks your wii. (If you really don`t have it, GET IT.)

I wish.........

Granted. But but since you couldn't think of a wish, now you can't think of anything ever again, and you just sit there staring blankly at a wall!!!! lol

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted, the planet now spins at an extremely slow rate. As a result, regions overheat when they are exposed to the sun, and freeze when they aren't.

I wish aliens would come and form galactic alliance with us.

granted, but they form a super race and kil off all normal humans (You and me)
i wish i couldmake decent DIY games

Granted, unfortunately some people pass them off as generic.

I wish everyone was filled with happiness.

Granted but some are filled with NEGATIVE happiness

I wish that I could win a running race...

Granted, but then you trip after crossing the finish line, thereby never being able to run again.

I wish all questions would be answered.

Granted, but now everyone knows how to destroy the planet with a microwave

I wish that myadffthjukop''\\45698 cat would stop walking on the keyboard.

Uhhh ... granted, now she walks on the computer monitor.

I wish I was good at making jokes (I'm still not certain about the one I just made in The Funny Thread).

Granted, but no one gets them.

I wish Nintendo Life would bow down to the mighty awesomeness that is..................theblackdragon

Granted. What, you can't make that wish anymore worse!
I wish for 5 fried eggs in front of me.

Granted, but they are all splattered eggs.

I wish someone would reply to me in The Funny Thread.

@Turtlelink Granted: It has the shells and everything.

@Starboy91. Granted The post is deleted.

I wish for it to May 10 2010 so I can buy Photo dojo for free.

Granted >:3

I wish for more BLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!

Granted, but then you lose your voice and ability to type
i wish for cupcakes

@lz - did you reply to me or to wiiplayer?
@lz - granted, but then you live your whole life in ostracism.
@turtlelink - granted, but the cupcakes taste a little funny, and you become sick in bed.

I wish no one was ignored.