Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted you wish for a rabbid bulldog and that is granted but you get rabbies from it.

I wish for instant Japanese reading ability.

Granted, now you are blind.

I wish they would make a game dedicated to all the Nintendo characters no one cared about

Granted, this one is called "Legend of Tingle, Land of the bikinis", starring fun characters like Tingle, Birdo, and more!
I wish I had a flashlight.

Granted but it's broken

I wish downloading was faster.

Granted, it was so fast that your computer exploded.

I wish I could EXPLODE!!

If captain rainbow came to the west you would get a game like that.

@lz - granted, but the explosion engulfed the people around you too and you are not missed.

I wish there was no such thing as morbidity.

Granted, now you can cause extremely morbid events to happen to others without feeling guilty, but people don't consider them to be morbid.

I wish I was able to travel outside the boundaries of the universe, come back to earth completely unharmed, and remember the whole experience.

Granted but scientists prove that you were only having a dream (which you were).

I wish to travel at light speed and have no harm done to me.

Granted, but if others touch you while your at the speed of light, you might be destroyed.

I wish for permanent tranquility.

Granted but everyone else gets it as well so you have nothing special

I wish for Eternal life while still being young (not 11 years or lower)

Granted, but then you get to retirement where you don't do much of anything.

I wish I could live right near a movie theatre.

Granted, but the nearby noise from all the movies gives you insomnia and runs you insane!

I wish I knew what to wish for right now.

Granted, but once you make your wish you wish you hadn't.

I wish for for excellent essay skills.

Granted but although you write the essay well, you don't have good grammer

I wish for a private bowling alley that is in perfect condition

Granted, it's so perfect that it's so very intolerable.
Welcome back, Crazygamer.

I wish to play Dodgeball.

[Hope you feel better, Roopa]
Granted, now you have the flu (and not the swine one).

I wish I could stay as a six-foot tall person [don't feel like growing another inch].

Granted, but now you're 2 feet with 6 feet!

I wish.

It doesn't come true.

I wish for a pet chocobo.

Granted, but when you try to feed it you constantly get pecked by its beak.

I wish to free Willy. :3