The least he could do is text me.

Miyamoto came round earlier, he said "So you're a penguin". He's not known for his tact.

I told him I didn't like the NPC games, at which point he asked me "Would you prefer Pikmin NPC, or an Animal Crossing clock?" I must admit he had this fat bird stumped.

I'd pick Pikmin NPC, I love the new controls on that game!

I'd pick the Animal Crossing clock so that I waste less money. Well, unless he makes me get my own DSi to download it on. Gosh, he has me stumped, too.

mine too.

Iwata just texted me to say he's waiting outside my house with a crapload of burritos from Taco Bell, a cooler full of beer, and seven cute Nintendo "fangirls."

I said he's going to be waiting a while as I don't get off work until 6.

He said, "Take your time."

(from the Problems with SMB3??? thread...)

I was so shocked at this news I texted Iwata, and he's totally coming over to my place. We're gonna watch Steel Magnolias and share a carton of ice cream, and then later we'll give each other makeovers. He said it sounded fabulous.

What?? He was supposed to watch Steel Magnolias with ME tonight!!

So,I gave Iwata a surprise call myself and begged him to come over. I told him I like the NPC games,he refuses to come!
I told him I have a party with a feast and Nintendo fangirls,he still refuses to come!
So I finally told him my ultimate secret:
I went and stole an early copy of It's My Birthday and that the game allows me to shoot choclate cake [which I love] out of my Wii!
After I told him that,he was more then ready to come over!

Internet 'wit'?

No offense, but pass.

I'm off to the fair with Miyamoto tomorrow, and he says he's inviting a friend... just thought I'd let you know in case he brings Iwata, just so you know that it's not entirely my fault he doesn't visit you guys instead.

Yeah, how dare the original poster start a thread where everyone can be silly and have a little bit of fun!

I say we ban this "chicken brutus" fellow, whoever he might be.

For such an offense, the only possible punishment is a good ol' tar-and-feathering!

... er, waitaminute... assuming his avatar is a recent picture, he's already feathered, so that won't work.

Well! :: dusts off hands :: i'm out of ideas.

You're on the right track. Tarred and de-feathered maybe?

We can fry him up and present him as a feast to eugenewrayburn as our way of assuring him this will never happen again.

hmm... from the looks of his avatar, he might prefer fish instead of chicken. perhaps CowLaunch (as a penguin) has some fish we can borrow for this peace offering/feast of assurance that we will never attempt to have a little fun display "internet 'wit'" ever again. :3

Now, now , now. Chicken and fish are not good together...
But chicken and PENGUIN go marvesouly together! So CowLaunch, come here. This won't hurt a bit!

Guys, please stop having fun. You're offending sensitive lil Eugene. As you well know, wit is not allowed on the internet. Everyone must be serious, always. Chicken Brutus, I hope you're ashamed of what you've started.

Well, I am glad my Brett Favre Topic was locked, lock this one too?

Eugene,quit being a party pooper and join in the fun! This topic isn't breaking any rules so I don't think so. Now where's CowLaunch?

Here's my two cents...

Wit rhymes with "sit".