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theblackdragon

SuperSonic, that might be illegal... as a blue penguin that wields a giant hammer, CowLaunch is probably an endangered species. We don't want to get arrested or anything. :3

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Philip_J_Reed

If I go to jail, I'm taking all of you with me.

Not out of revenge or anything...it's just that I can count on you for good conversation.

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theblackdragon

that's all right, i'm pretty sure we can all sweet-talk Iwata into busting us out somehow. he's BFFs with everyone here, after all.

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Philip_J_Reed

Iwata just emailed me to say that if we get arrested, he's going to bake us a cake with a copy of Steel Magnolias (and NPC Chibi-Robo) baked inside.

What a guy!

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CowLaunch

You guys wouldn't hurt a Penguin with glasses would you?

CowLaunch

theblackdragon

^^ hahahahaha i was totally not expecting that

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Philip_J_Reed

It's Deedeedee's bookish younger brother! I see him hanging around coffee shops all the time, reading philosophy texts with a highlighter.

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CowLaunch

I had a lot of spare time today, so I went to the library just so I could flick through some of the satirical novels and then left a note on the shelf saying "Bookish 'wit'? No offense, but pass" and then left.

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Knux

Let's see here...according to this book it says that penguins with hammers are okay to eat,but nobody can eat penguins that wear glasses. Poo! I was just getting the recipe for stuffed penguin. Perhaps ChickenBrutus will make a good substitute...
By the way CowLaunch,did Iwata give you back those attractive women?

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Adam

CowLaunch, have you considered lasiks? As the rule of Dream Land, I would think you could afford it.

Come on, friends,
To the bear arcades again.

theblackdragon

I dunno, he keeps having to steal food from the commoners, so perhaps the ruler of Dream Land isn't really all that rich.

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Knux

I knew it,CowLaunch is wearing fake glasses!

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CowLaunch

Well, those attractive women technically weren't mine in the first place, they were people in their own right. That's the age we live in.

Iwata doesn't seem to have relinquished them. When he took them away he kept muttering "sexy poker". He was appalled by my previous cavorting and insisted that I redress the balance by going onto an internet forum and say something sexist about men. Here goes: Men are bad at everything except being sexist. They are nonetheless better than perverted penguins with ideas above their station.

Needless to say, I'm an alpha penguin no more.

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Stuffgamer1

I was talking with Jeff Miller and Leslie Swan the other day, and they were complaining about the people on this site keeping Iwata and Miyamoto too busy to hang out with THEM lately. They didn't pay much attention when I said I'd never met Iwata and Miyamoto at ALL, though. And they still haven't come through on those Japanese lessons...too busy "working" or something.

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Knux

So,CowLaunch,Iwata took away your hammer and the women? What a cad!
Wait a minute,what is Iwata doing with all that anyway? Women+hammer+sexy poker=?????
I don't even want to know!

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Knux

Stuffgamer1 wrote:

I was talking with Jeff Miller and Leslie Swan the other day, and they were complaining about the people on this site keeping Iwata and Miyamoto too busy to hang out with THEM lately. They didn't pay much attention when I said I'd never met Iwata and Miyamoto at ALL, though. And they still haven't come through on those Japanese lessons...too busy "working" or something.

I called Reggie and asked him when was Fatal Frame IV,Mother 3,and Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver going to be released in America. He was dead silent...

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Stuffgamer1

SuperSonic1990 wrote:

I called Reggie and asked him when was Fatal Frame IV,Mother 3,and Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver going to be released in America. He was dead silent...

Dead silent, eh? That's better than usual for him. I was getting tired of his verbal responses to such questions anyway.

But Jeff and Leslie have been too busy with the NPC series, Punch Out, and other "secret" projects to do anything with those. Unless they're lumping some of those in with "secret" and not telling me...

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Esposch

Yeah, well Kaz Hirai came to my house and gave me US$599! And a pony.

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Esposch

Knux

Esposch wrote:

Yeah, well Kaz Hirai came to my house and gave me US$599! No wait, it was TWO ponies

The Wii rules! You don't want go up against us Nintendo fans. It won't be pretty.
Sorry,I had no idea you were a moderator. I don't who reported me,but if my post was inapporiate in anyway,I apologize.
Now back to fun!

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Esposch

SuperSonic1990 wrote:

Esposch wrote:

Yeah, well Kaz Hirai came to my house and gave me US$599! They were Shetland ponies, actually.

I assume you are either a Sony or Microsoft fanboy. The Wii rules!
You don't want go up against us Nintendo fans. It won't be pretty.

Please tell me you weren't serious...

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