Topic: Favorite Quotes from People You Know.... or Yourself.

Well, there are many things said here (and around the world) that's quite legen-- (wait for it...) --dary!

So what are your favorites?
Personally, I loved this one.

[16:19] Corbie: Luck is just talent spelled backward. Actually it's not, but it sounded good when I thought of it.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretszky"-Michael Scott

"Nerd is just a four letter word for a six-figure salary" -my (kind of carzy) Biology teacher.
(but I'm pretty sure he's talking about the academic nerd and not the video game "nerd"... sorry guys! ).

"Shut up, guys! I need to smell this!"
Sniiiiiffff!
"...Wait..." - Me in Chemistry class.

"Boys I want your attention" Chemistry Teacher.
"NO! You can't have it!" A friend, who is not, surprisingly, a five year old.

OR

"This is how you hack open a mango in 'nam" (whilst cutting up a banana with a fork) Different friend. Both slightly mad.

Also, this one's damn philosophical. "Crickets are pretty interesting creatures. No matter how many are around, somehow, you always feel lonely" -Spinetingling. (DannyBoyTheDude)

"There are somethings in this world that go way beyond human understanding, things that cannot be explained, things that most people do not want to know about. That is where we come in... I think what I'm saying is sometimes bad things happen, somebody has to deal with it, and who are you going to call?" -Peter Venkman (taken from the courtroom scene in Ghostbusters II)

I have always loved this quote. (and yes, I know I edited it)

"I can't believe it's naht bahhhturr!" - Fabio

"I don't think Michael Jackson died, he just retired and became Latoya full time." - A friend of mine. If you don't get it, try looking up some pictures of both Latoya and Michael XD

"Cant be too careful with all those weirdos around." Mark Hamill as the Joker in Batman Mask of the Phantasm.

"I am a baaaaad man." Nicolas Cage as Memphis Raines in Gone in 60 Seconds.

"Stick around." -Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator, after throwing a knife at one of the guerillas.

"Heeeere's Johnny!" -Jack Nicholson in The Shining, after smashing the door to the restroom where his family is hiding.

A true man never dies, even when he's killed *-*JumpMad

Inside my car.

"Dude stop breathing on my window your making them foggy?"- Friend

"It's not me it's condensation it's on the outside."-Me runs hand down the window "Okay.... its on the inside too..."-me

Hmmm, favorite quote. Hard to say right now. Probably anything anybody said during "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World", or anything the delicious Emma Stone said in "Easy A"! In Scott Pilgrim, Scott's BLEEP filled talk with Julie in the Second Cup coffee shop cracked me up!

Scott: How are you doing that with your mouth?
Julie: Never BLEEP mind how I'm doing it!

"Bad habits are like a comfortable bed - easy to get into, difficult to get out of." - random fortune cookie

This entire quote...with attributions to Wayne Gretzky and then Michael Scott, just as you have it...is on my white board at work.

If you always look up you'll never look down.

There maybe no 'I' in Team but there is no 'U' either. There is a 'M' 'E'.

As I always say: The first step to recovery is admitting that it ticks you off when other people tell you that you have a problem.

Oh, I got another one. Sign they had up in a restroom of my last workplace. "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"! Who gets credit for it, I dunno.