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StarWolf

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I'll pwn anybody in Star Fox 64 battle.

ha, just kiddin. You could probably beat me if you're that good.

I'm untouchable in all starfox games except adventures when you play on land.

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@theblackdragon: Well, in theory, only REAL Zelda nerds should be posting on dumb threads like this, but that's clearly an unreasonable ideal.
And obviously, I'm just yanking your chain in the first place. Should I really be insulting you for not having a really good memory for useless video game knowledge?

@StarWolf: I don't care to beat you in StarFox, either. Not a huge fan of the series. 64 and Adventures were good, and I've had SOME fun with Assault (sniper-only matches RULE!), but I can take or leave the series overall.

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Knux

Stuffgamer1 wrote:

I think I'll go with...Nabooru! I mean COME ON, she's the BOSS of the Gerudo! Why go with some lame lackey?

Best idea ever! Nabooru had the hots for Link anyway.

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Stuffgamer1

THANK YOU, SuperSonic1990! I guess only people named Zack understand such things, huh?

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CowLaunch

I reckon Malon would keep the Hero of Time down to earth. Saria is a sage & Link doesn't need that kind of compettion in a relationship. He doesn't need to go out with Ruto as she'll probably date rape him anyway.

As for the Gerudos, I kind of got the impression that Ganondorf got first refusal on that whole tribe...

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Ashtrine

me id have to say that this is pretty Random for a Zelda talk i mean come on no one can deny that zelda and link could have gotten it on like anytime


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J-Man

I would say any of the Gerudo. Almost all of them are women.

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RJay

I think Link should make a move on Princess Peach. Let her get a taste of a real man.

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Rensch

Malon.

Zelda is a princess but not as cool as Malon. And Saria's a kid. Ruto is well... a fish.
All the other ones are basically to old.

And what about Nabooru. She's got the sexiest body in all of Hyrule.

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Philip_J_Reed

StarWolf wrote:

Chicken+Brutus wrote:

Wait...what's wrong with the Cuckoo lady? She turned out to be a pretty hot commodity in Majora's Mask!

Okay, I'm gonna ignore the fact you call a messed video game character hot and say you have a point.
P.S. I checked and her name is Anju.

Nnnnnnno...I called her a "hot commodity," which means she was in-demand. Not necessarily by me.

Come on, man, why would I call a plane-Jane like that "hot?" I'd reserve that for the Bombchu girl, or that green-haired slut at the Mayor's office...

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theblackdragon

RJay wrote:

I think Link should make a move on Princess Peach. Let her get a taste of a real man.

... and tick Mario off? The man's a plumber from Brooklyn who's kicked Bowser's butt in far more games than each new Link who's ever shown up to defeat Ganon(dorf) in a Zelda game... and with all the bottomless pits, sand traps, and hungry piranha plants around, he'd know what to do with the body, too.

@Clicketyclick: not only that, he's got such a strong connection with fairies already, sometimes it's hard to not believe he has some fairy-ish leanings himself...

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Philip_J_Reed

theblackdragon wrote:

RJay wrote:

I think Link should make a move on Princess Peach. Let her get a taste of a real man.

... and tick Mario off? The man's a plumber from Brooklyn who's kicked Bowser's butt in far more games than each new Link who's ever shown up to defeat Ganon(dorf) in a Zelda game... and with all the bottomless pits, sand traps, and hungry piranha plants around, he'd know what to do with the body, too.

I never thought about how easy it would be to dispose of a body in the Mushroom Kingdom. No matter so many Italians hang out there.

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clicketyclick wrote:

Well... there are some grounds for the question. He prances about in a leotard and have you seen his kickass grooming skills?

HHAHAHA! That's hilarious!

Let's not forget he spends most of his time riding around on a pretty pony.

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pixelman

Chicken+Brutus wrote:

I never thought about how easy it would be to dispose of a body in the Mushroom Kingdom. No matter so many Italians hang out there.

LOL. Awesome.

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theblackdragon

Chicken Brutus wrote:

I never thought about how easy it would be to dispose of a body in the Mushroom Kingdom. No matter so many Italians hang out there.

Are you kidding? Mario's a made man. Link had better be careful around him, because if he tries to make a move on Mario's girl, Link's gonna wake up to Epona's severed head lying beside him under the sheets. D:

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Philip_J_Reed

theblackdragon wrote:

Chicken+Brutus wrote:

I never thought about how easy it would be to dispose of a body in the Mushroom Kingdom. No matter so many Italians hang out there.

Are you kidding? Mario's a made man. Link had better be careful around him, because if he tries to make a move on Mario's girl, Link's gonna wake up to Epona's severed head lying beside him under the sheets. D:

This is a Robot Chicken sketch waiting to happen, you know.

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Knux

@Chicken Brutus-LOL. Mario does have a dark side. From what I heard though, Luigi and Zelda have the hots for each other.

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