Ubisoft Employee: "Guys! Our WiiU titles are not selling as well as the other consoles!!!" Ubisoft Executive: "Did you make sure its inferior to the other versions? Ubisoft Employee: "Yes sir!" Ubisoft Executive: "Did you make them wait longer than the other versions?" Ubisoft Employee: "Of course!" Ubisoft Executive: "And did you make sure not to compensate with maybe a free add on?" Ubisoft Employee: "No sir! In fact we decided not to give them ANY DLC whatsoever!" Ubisoft Executive: "... Then im not sure why its not sellling. Thats it, no more mature WiiU titles and scale down support further!"
Since I only made it to gold status (I was so close to getting platinum though) I guess I'll get Wario Land II since i own all those other games avaliable on the gold section.
I personally think that the way that rewards are presented is way off balance. Would you choose a 30 dollar retail game or a 5 dollar game? I was also hoping for a physical reward or two as an alternative.
Oh thats just great! Brawl finally gets to be taken (at least) a little more seriously and be in the same league that halo or call of duty is in, and not only do 2 players get banned for fixing the match, but now the brawl community will be taken even less seriously.
I personally didnt find a problem playing with the classic controller but i did notice the game is a little faster than the original version and its somewhat noticeable when fighting against master hand (and in the opening). Also giving the score a 7 seems fair. I dont understand why people flip out when reviewers give games like this one a 7. It doesent mean its a bad game and that it still worth checking out.
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Re: Wii U Version of Watch Dogs to Miss Out on DLC
Ubisoft Employee: "Guys! Our WiiU titles are not selling as well as the other consoles!!!"
Ubisoft Executive: "Did you make sure its inferior to the other versions?
Ubisoft Employee: "Yes sir!"
Ubisoft Executive: "Did you make them wait longer than the other versions?"
Ubisoft Employee: "Of course!"
Ubisoft Executive: "And did you make sure not to compensate with maybe a free add on?"
Ubisoft Employee: "No sir! In fact we decided not to give them ANY DLC whatsoever!"
Ubisoft Executive: "... Then im not sure why its not sellling. Thats it, no more mature WiiU titles and scale down support further!"
Re: Nintendo Goes Download-Only With The 2014 Club Nintendo Elite Rewards
Since I only made it to gold status (I was so close to getting platinum though) I guess I'll get Wario Land II since i own all those other games avaliable on the gold section.
I personally think that the way that rewards are presented is way off balance. Would you choose a 30 dollar retail game or a 5 dollar game? I was also hoping for a physical reward or two as an alternative.
Re: Review: Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed (Wii U)
Awesome review~! I especially like the Power Rangers reference in the beginning. xD
Re: Capcom Loses Rights to Sell Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars
Im so glad i bought it on launch day and kept it since! =D That game was and still is alot of fun!
Re: Site News: James Finds a Warp Zone
Congrats you two!
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles Bundle Pack is Beautiful
looks at the awesome box cover ... T_T
Re: Rumour: Nintendo to Launch "Wii Select" Budget Range
Now i dont have to spend another 50 bucks for a fourth brawl disc! =D (long story.... >_< )
Re: Competition Winners: Mario Sports Mix (Global)
dissapointed face i didnt win but oh well. congrats to the winners! =D
Re: No, You Cannot Fight as Samus in Dead or Alive: Dimensions
well thats disappointing news. still it would've been interesting to play as samus.
Re: Pac-Man Returns to Our TV Screens Via Unscripted Series
well this is something i might want to see out of boredom
Re: MUDDS Won't Be Making a Splash on DSiWare After All
dang... i was also one of the voters who wanted this game to come out on dsiware. Its our loss.
Re: Review: Landstalker (Virtual Console / Sega Mega Drive)
i gotta say this seems to be worth buying.
Re: Renegade Kid's New DS Game is ATV Wild Ride
not gonna lie... thats an awesome trailer. =D
Re: Super Meat Boy May Skip WiiWare and Head to Retail
I would actually purchase the disc to support team meat as well. i'd rather pay 20 bucks for the whole thing than getting a cut down version.
Re: Exclusive: Nintendo Bringing Back WiiWare Demos
Cave story, sonic 4, And Yet it Moves, and Castlevania the adventure rebirth are some demos i would like to see.
Re: Top Smash Bros. Players Accused of Fixing MLG Match
Oh thats just great! Brawl finally gets to be taken (at least) a little more seriously and be in the same league that halo or call of duty is in, and not only do 2 players get banned for fixing the match, but now the brawl community will be taken even less seriously.
Re: NBA Jam Man Disappointed by Gamers' Negative Attitudes
I agree with MasterGraveHeart.
Re: New Trailer for NBA Jam Remix Modes is Nothing But Net
@ Iz2010: Very true.
Re: New Trailer for NBA Jam Remix Modes is Nothing But Net
Well i got over the fact that theres no online so i will buy this but only after the price has been dropped.
Re: Jonathan Ross's Ceiling Lights Up with Mario Sprites
Blocked... x_x
Re: And Yet It Moves Competition Winners
Awww dang. Well I can always try to win in another contest
Re: Rejected! No Online Play for NBA Jam
Wow... Its quite amazing what EA does to please the wii crowd. Take away the wii exclusive and deny it online while PS3/360 has online...
Re: Review: Samurai Shodown III (Virtual Console / Neo Geo)
I already have SSII so i dont plan to get this one. Great review though.
Re: BIT.TRIP FATE Teaser Image Released
Why do i get the feeling it will be the ultimate battle between good and evil?
Re: Review: Super Smash Bros. (Virtual Console / Nintendo 64)
I personally didnt find a problem playing with the classic controller but i did notice the game is a little faster than the original version and its somewhat noticeable when fighting against master hand (and in the opening). Also giving the score a 7 seems fair. I dont understand why people flip out when reviewers give games like this one a 7. It doesent mean its a bad game and that it still worth checking out.
Re: Ivy the Kiwi?
Even if i dont win i would still buy this game lol.