johncalmc

johncalmc

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Re: Poll: So, How Would You Rate The Nintendo Switch 2 Direct?

johncalmc

Probably a 6. My favourite bit was when that fella said something along the lines of, "As you can see, it's much more than just an upgraded Switch" while showing off what was an upgraded Switch.

Jokes aside, as a Nintendo fan it just didn't give me what I want. I don't care about ports of games I've played on other consoles already, and I don't care about motion controls or party chat in the year of our lord 2025. I basically want a Mario or a Zelda or a Xenoblade or a Paper Mario or a something new and exciting.

And so Mario Kart looked fine. I was into Donkey Kong. That looked rad. Gamecube games on the system is a big win. Other than that it was pretty underwhelming for me. That's fine though. I'll just get one when more first party games come out.

Re: Soapbox: I Never Completed Breath Of The Wild, And I Never Will

johncalmc

honestly i felt like i had a panic attack coming on reading this. my tiny brain can't even handle the implications of playing 99% of a game and then being like see ya. it'd be like stopping watching a tv show one episode before the finale so i can pretend my friends that live in the telly are having a big magical party forever while waiting for me to come back and ruin it by pressing play.

Re: Soapbox: Pokémon GO’s ‘Casual’ Influence On The Mainline Series Is A Good Thing, At Least For Now

johncalmc

Pokemon was already like a kids version of a JRPG so I don't see how making it even simpler is anything other than a regression for the series. Still, Pokemon is probably my favourite Nintendo series so I'll be keeping an open mind - or as open as it can be given how much this looks like the catastrophically boring Pokemon Go.

Hopefully you don't have to catch the Pokemon with motion controls because I don't know if I'll be able to get over that.