Topic: What has gaming taught you?

There's some crazy ass people online.

Oh, and it taught me that being single isn't a bad thing

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• You don't have a father and your mom likes to sit in the living room all day staring at the wall. Also she has magical healing powers.

Japan is messed up.

And has a serious drug problem.

Defense attourneys always fail. (that last part is actually serious, look it up)

But Phoenix Wright only loses twice

No matter how much you try, there will always be a Game Over.

Yup video games are a great way to learn the engrish language: example: All your bases are belong to us!

That jumping on and killing things is ok
That breakin peoples pots is ok
That catchin and fightin with animals is ok
That wizards with egg plants for heads can turn u into an eggplant
That people in the 80s talk like crap

Well there is:
1.Guns kill people.
2.Being a Plumber can lead to an adventure.
3.Princesses like any kind of male even a Fat Plumber.
4.Gaming can produce a war.
5.Using pets/animals to fight other pets/animals is ok.
6.It is ok to steal other people's weapons.

That sometimes it's a good thing when the door locks behind you.

In general, skills as timing/reflexes. Also, a lot of the story-based titles contain a lot of brilliant spiritual and philosophical metaphors in them.

Do WHATEVER people ask you to do and they'll reward you!

Chicks dig fat Italian dudes. ;___;

that if you break into an evil company's hideout, the worst thing that can happen is be attacked by a non-rabid tiny purple rat.
http://cdn.brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comics/2009-05-05-15...

Great thread !
I've had a really good one but somehow forgot it. But until i can remember or come up with another good thing this will have to do.

• While searching things in your backpack or purse the world around you will stand still. So take all the time you want.

At least it prevents me drinking and doin' drugs! Seriously!