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Chrono_Cross

Gaming has taught me:

  • Women can be just as awesome as men
  • Chickens do not allow you to glide from rooftops...
  • You can't ALWAYS win
  • Call of Duty isn't the only FPS out there
  • Solid Snake is secretly Jesus
  • Big corporations will take your money
  • Water is bad

[Edited by Chrono_Cross]

Just for you.
"I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear." - Freddie Mercury

LordJumpMad

If your not winning then your not having fun.

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Mabbit

You don't die. You just faint.

Heisenberg says "relax!"
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RudysaurusRex

aliens are everywhere
Zombies like to destroy your lawns
and plumbers are subject to animal cruelty

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ASDFGHJKL
  • To be a Final Fantasy character, you have to be willing to keep your hair styled in an unnaturally perfect way at all times.
  • If there ever was a Nintendo Staff version of GTA, I would buy it.
  • I am terrible at prioritizing where my time and money should go.
  • I do not ever want to be taught PSI in a hot springs.
  • Or anywhere else for that matter
  • I will never understand why Nintendo made Captain Rainbow prove Birdo was a female

[Edited by ASDFGHJKL]

ASDFGHJKL

Corbs

Gaming has taught me:

  • That I'm never going to have any money left in my checking account at the end of the month
  • I'm never going to be able to finish all of the games I own (or play for that matter)
  • To always look for the good in a game, even if it's not really there
  • To appreciate how far gaming has come over the 30 years I've been playing, but to not forget the classics

Plain old gamer :)

pikku

Reincarnation is cool.

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SmallTall

gameing has tought me that capturing animals in tiny balls is bad

in bed.

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Hokori

a robot always has a weak spot
Yarn cant die for some odd reason unless its evil
cheerleaders are awesome at making your day better
slime is weak
Dont kill an Otakus friend
cardboard boxes help you hide
cartoons have a biforce, games have tri

Digitaloggery
3DS FC: Otaku1
WiiU: 013017970991
Nintendo of Japan
niconico community is full of kawaii!
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Chrono_Cross

I've also leaned it's Pizza Time all the time.

Just for you.
"I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear." - Freddie Mercury

Punny
  • If you are feeling low on health, dig in a nearby trash can for a hamburger to heal you up
  • Hedgehogs sink like lead when they touch water (and in some cases two-tailed foxes and echidnas, even though they can swim)
  • Raccoons can fly and turn into statues
  • Creepy fairy-obsessed balloon travelers are actually nice cartographers
  • Eating mushrooms will make you grow
  • If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em and give 'em a taste of their own medicine
  • A hedgehog is faster than any cheetah
  • Graffiti will cause nothing but trouble; your vacation paradise will soon include giant squids, puking plants, and eels with toothaches
  • If you don't want to eat your veggies, just throw them into the nearest bubble-spewing frog king

And they say that everything you need to know is taught at school.

[Edited by Punny]

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Raylax
  • The greatest items are found only in the shops furthest from your home town.
  • It's OK to kill your boss. Recommended, even.
  • Money doesn't grow on trees. But it does in hedges, grass, flowers, vines, potted plants, and so forth
  • Men who live in caves are friendly. Especially to children.
  • It's not burglary if the door's unlocked.
  • Any fence, no matter its height, is impassable.
  • Trees are the strongest objects known to man.
  • Your problems will disappear altogether if you run away. Provided they drop out of the draw distance.
  • If you murder someone in your own home, try walking out and back in again. It may resuscitate them. They won't even remember the incident.

Raylax

6ch6ris6

i know this is meant to be a funny thread but im just gonna say:

gaming taught me the english language ^^

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Raylax
  • The most practical storage solution for a small spare key is a large treasure chest.
  • Anything with a lock on it is there for you to open.
  • Anything marked 'Danger!' is there for you to explore.
  • Not all houses require doors. Or windows.
  • All legends are true.
  • All myths are true.
  • Saving the world is just a part of growing up.
  • Your time on Earth is limited, but at least the music will speed up when it's almost over.
  • It is dangerous to go alone.
  • Repeating the same job for as long as possible is the key to success.

[Edited by Raylax]

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TheDarkDee

Mushrooms make me taller!

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TeeJay

I learned from gaming that:

  • There is no possible way to get around a small tree except for if one of your pets cuts it down
  • Feathers give you the ability to glide
  • You can carry 99 of any one item, but not 100.
  • Songs are used to open doors, make it rain, fast forward to the next morning or evening, etc.
  • You can smash as many of other people's pots as you want; they will always be replaced by the time you return, no questions asked.
  • Civilians are immune to weapons.

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TeeJay

I learned from gaming that:

  • There is no possible way to get around a small tree except for if one of your pets cuts it down
  • Feathers give you the ability to glide
  • You can carry 99 of any one item, but not 100.
  • Songs are used to open doors, make it rain, fast forward to the next morning or evening, etc.
  • You can smash as many of other people's pots as you want; they will always be replaced by the time you return, no questions asked.
  • Civilians are immune to weapons.

If you add me, I need to at least know you or I won't add you back.

Switch Friend Code: SW-5283-4033-0929

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