Topic: What has gaming taught you?

Winners don't do drugs.

Life can put you in the worst situations, and even when you do the right things, life isn't fair.
When there is nothing left to do, sometimes you just have to pray.
How to cope with death.

(points to those who know what video games i'm talking about)

Heeeeeeaaaaaaaalllllp!

• Failing is awesome.

Bad lessons I learned while using My virtual self:

• No matter how high a cage is, I won't get injured when I fall on My head.
• I won't get hurt by anybody who is chasing Me.
• When the end of the world comes, It's ok to kill everybody You can.

Good lessons I learned from all kinds of games:

• If You fail, You can always try again.
• Training at something will make You better at it.
• It's ok for Your fashion sense as be as ridiculous as possible because it's Your style and not somebody elses.
• Too many hits to the head will cause You to bleed eventually, And that's not good.

one more thing.... Its illegal to kill someone who has killed your friend... unless you go through the ranks and kill 51 other ranked assassins 1st

What about Charlie Sheen?

Chili Dogs are helpful if you want to roll around at the speed of sound.

Everyone on the internet are jerks.

Sticking cute animals in tiny containers, and then forcing them to fight their natural predators, is A-OK.
Parents don't bat an eyelid when their children decide to leave home and hunt a darklord/ demon/ evil God at 14.
Preteens are OK (GUST is the most delightfully perverted developer on the planet)
Women with DD-sized cups can be nimble fighters without suffering back trauma

True story- in all four cases above, I honestly thought it was the other way around. Games have completely change my understanding of life.

that I dislike most guns
that taking turns in fighting is more awesome than normal fighting
that when you're bowser, you have infinite lives
and that things that are about four times the size of you can fit in a ball that can fit in your hand

that mice have the ability to shoot lightning and kill dragons
that baby plumbers are raised by dinosaurs
that a cow can have a baby by feeding it a miracle potion
that if you make a mage angry the most horrible and random punishment he can think of is turning you into a talking bird-themed hat
and that all professors are named after trees

1. That the good guys DON'T always win.
2. I am a REALLY bad dancer.
3. And finally, Defeating Bowser is harder than it looks.

throw enough explosions at something and it'll explode eventually.

Spy's are hazardous to an Engineer's health and inventions.
Never mess with a scientist while he's holding a crowbar.
When fighting large enemies, aim for the glowing bits for massive damage.
NEVER design your minions/ vehicles with glowing parts.
When trying to take over the world, kill the hero first.
Lawyers are not as awesome as they could be.
One person can stop an alien invasion whereas an army has LOTs of trouble.
Never wait until your turn to attack.

Dont forget pipes and pills.

Violence is ALWAYS the answer, no exceptions!

That you can walk into people's homes univited and that they will always strike up a conversation with you.

I still LOL at that

Bubbles don't "pop", they "pon".

Animal abuse isn't a bad thing.
Moai heads came from outer space.
Going through pipes takes you to an alternate universe.