Topic: The Nintendo Life Adventure!

"Oh man, warn us next time before you do that!" WAM2 moans in agony as the last note of the song fades off.
"Sorry, there wasn't time!" says Gamerforgod. "Excuse me..." says a voice from behind.
It was the Observer!!! Gamerforgod raises a fist at him. WAM2 reaches for the inhibitor bracelet that keeps his reality-bending powers in check.
"Stand back! I'll...er...turn him into... something..."
"Wait!!! I'm a good guy!!!" cries the Observer. "But you were trying to kill us earlier!" insists California Jake. "That was my evil twin, the Anti-Observer! I'm the Pro-Observer! And I need your help, NLAS! Especially your special talents, dragon." He looks at WAM2. "Really?" says WAM2 surprised, "I don't know... last time I tried to use the reality-bending powers, I ended up turning myself into a purple dragon/blue hedgehog hybrid."
"There's a simple solution to that...don't change your avatar!"
"I'm still not sure...what do I have to do?"
"And how about the rest of us?" asks Supermegaman. The Pro-Observer addresses the entire team. "We must..."

...do the chicken dance while playing Mega Man and then..." But before the Pro-Observer could finish his sentence, everything suddenly froze!!!! The Nintendo Life Adventure Squad couldn't move, and neither could the Pro-Observer or anyone else!!!! This went on for minutes, then hours, then days, then weeks, then even over a month!!!! The freeze seemed like it would never end!!!! But then, just as suddenly as everyone had frozen, there came a BUMP, and everyone unfroze!!!! Unfortunately, it had been so long since anyone had spoken or moved that the Pro-Observer had forgotten what he was saying, and all he could manage to do was to put his hand on GamerforGod's shoulder and proudly announce...

"...it's a-my birthday! Who wants-a cake?" The NL Adventure Squad tried to figure out what was going on. Finally WAM2 spoke, "Hey, it'sa-I mean, it's my birthday too!"
"Yay! Double-birthday party!" exclaimed Starboy. So the NL Adventure Squad threw a birthday party for Pro-Observer and WAM2, completely forgetting what they had been doing until the next day.
Well, actually, even then they only remembered when the Anti-Observer started...

building a new evil plot! He had used the freeze to his advantage and was building a device that could blow up the entire planet! The plan was almost complete when the NL Squad relized they were in extreme...

...Makeover, Planet Edition! Anti-Observer was kicking it off by demolishing the planet and rebuilding it in his own twisted image! "Oh, this is gonna suck..." muttered California Jake as...

Florida John, California Jake's evil twin brother appeared!

"How many evil twin brothers do you has?" WAM2 yelled as Florida John started to...

Do the chicken dance! Everyone was momentarily paralyzed and the anti-observer used this to plant a bomb right in between all of them. When Florada John finished, everyone fled with every scary thought still in their minds of what happened. Then, the bomb got set off but apparently the anti-observer used the wrong bomb and now couldn't see. But while he couldn't see, everything below was...

...slowing be filled up with a race of people that the anti-observer detested: the attention payers!!!! Unlike the anti-observer, who doesn't observe nor pay attention to anything, the attention payers were a race of perfectionists who payed attention to every little detail, and they were perfecting the anti-observers formerly unobserved planet!!!! This was the last straw for the anti-observer who suddenly screamed out his war cry saying...

..."SPOOOOOON!!!" Then he sent his army of killer robots to...Oh, look! A shiny object! That was all it took for the killer robots to cease pay attention to their orders. The Anti-Observer, being a hypocrit, starts to gripe at the robots, regardless of the fact that they did exactly what he would have done. However, he soon stopped paying attention to his idiot robots when he was distracted by the grass growing, and was then distracted from that by paint drying. And then from that by the rotation of the Earth. And so on and so on and so on...

Meanwhile, all was not well with our heroes, even though the Attention Payers were safe for the moment, the shiny object that the Anti-Observer's robots were distracted by was none other than Starboy! "Ooh! Shiny! Let's destroy it!" Why they wanted to do this, no one knew, but they had to act fast or else...

...the notorious MitchWii would be released from his cage to wreak havoc on them all. The attention payers, who had paid very close attention to all of the notorious actions of MitchWii (and everything else, for that matter), had captured the Notorious MitchWii and put him in a cage. But if the Anti-Observer's army of robots destroyed Starboy and the Attention Payers then this would cause the notorious MitchWii to be released which would spell certain doom for the entire universe because the notorious MitchWii is the son of none other than...

Zeus! He was finally learning how to control lightning and that was why he had never used it before! But now, even though the cage was locked, the notorious MitchWii was slowly destroying the bars to his cage. He was going all out since he was hungry and wanted to eat. The cage (magically enchanted by a spell) was trying to put him to sleep. Slowly but surely, it was working but it would take too long and soon MitchWii would go beserk with rage! Someone had to stop him from breaking the cage but only the attension payers knew and they hid their secrets in a book found in the Great Pyramid of Egypt. Which one the Great Pyramid of Egypt was, nobody knew but if the attension payers were in a good mood, they would give hints. They didn't even know that MitchWii was breaking free of his cage but there was a solution, bringing him food. That would calm him down and then the sleep spell would have a larger affect. But now one of the robots was transforming. It grew into 110percentful! Everyone was confused but everyone knew the task that was meant to be done...

...was going to the Great Pyramid of Egypt and figuring out which pyramid had the secret to stopping the notorious MitchWii in it. So the NL Adventure Squad decided to head to Egypt to figure out the secret to stopping MitchWii. But first, they had to stop MitchWii from eating through his cage. So they got a bottle of The Black Dragon's Locked Swamp Treasure Juice from the Misguided Recipe thread which instantly locked the Notorious MitchWii in a treasure box at the bottom of a swamp far, far away. But, the Nintendo Life Adventure Squad read the can, and they knew that the Notorious MitchWii could only be contained by the treasure box temporarily. So they headed to the pyramids, but before they could leave, the robot that had transformed into 110percentful smiled, touched his nose and said...

..."AACHOOO!!!" He got some dust up his nose. The sneeze blew the NL Adventure Squad off a cliff! "Wha-what?!" WAM2 gasped, picking himself painfully off the bottom of the cliff, "110percentful, you're a robot?! How can you be a robot?!" 110percentful laughed evilly (because he found it humorous to see the NL Adventurers in pain) and aimed a huge missile-launcher-arm at them. "Before I kill you all..." he said, "I may as well answer your question real quick. You want to know how I can be a robot, you pathetic purple pipsqueak? I'll tell you, then..."

...it just takes thirteen screws, five million watts of energy, three electrodes, five loaves of bread, thirty-three thousand gallons of milk, two fresh diapers, one Christmas vacation...110percentful went on for hours and hours until they thought that they could stand no more!!!! But 110percentful finally finished, and that's when SuperMegaMan knew exactly what to do!!!! While 110percentful had been listing his huge list of ingredients that made him into a robot, SuperMegaMan had been gathering all of them, and he actually gathered enough of them to make a robot for everyone on the Nintendo Life Adventure Squad!!!! So now the whole Nintendo Life Adventure Squad and the Robotic Nintendo Life Adventure Squad stood side by side, linked arms, stuck their left foot on their right knee, looked at 110percentful and said...

I'm a firing mah laser! The blast of the laser was so powerful that it knocked 110percentful on to the moon but it didn't stop him. He had brought a jet pack and just came right back but didn't dare get near the NL Squad in his wounded state. He would make a new plan and try (and probably fail) to destroy the NL Squad. So he limped to his new secret cave (limited edition ) that came with a disco ball and all the pizza he would ever want and found a new plan. He would make the NL Squad jealous of his amazing hide-out and then, when they were distracted, he would lock the cave shut and lift himself out with the escape pod (which was made of silver). Once that was done, he would release his largest swarm of 10,000 chain chomps (made of a combination of gold and silver). Now he only had to find a way to lure the NLer's into their dooms...

...so 110percentful did some internet research and he found out that the Nintendo Life Adventure Squad's website headquarters was a website called Nintendo Life (what do you know lol). So 110percentful thought to himself,"Hello self. How am I?" "I'm pretty good, and how am I?" "I'm pretty good too. But enough small talk self. I know what I must do now. I will go to this Nintendo Life website, and I will invade the forums, and I will create a thread which will be sure to lure in all of the Nintendo Life Adventure Squad, but what shall I call it?" "How about The Nintendo Life Adventure?" "Excellent thinking self!!!! With a name like that the whole Nintendo Life Adventure Squad will be sure to gather together!!!! BWUHAHAHAHA!!!!" So 110percentful went to Nintendo Life and created the Nintendo Life Adventure thread, and then he waited. He waited and watched slowly over the course of a year as the thread went from having Feenie as the Enemy, to having MitchWii as the enemy, to having the Observer as the enemy, and back to having the notorious MitchWii as the enemy. The Nintendo Life Adventure Squad was all gathered together and falling perfectly into 110percentful's trap. But GamerforGod was beginning to suspect something, and as he finished typing his message, he looked into his kitchen, closed one eye, and then, out of a dirty sock on the floor came...

a note which seemed to be tempting him to open it right there and then! But if there was a temptation, then Gamerforgod could find something suspiscous about it. So he decided to do the only thing he could: Call the rest of the NL Squad! So he took out his super small remote and pressed the third button from the bottom. But instead of calling the NL Squad, it made a giant pizza fall on his head. "Oops, wrong button. Must be second from the bottom." So he pressed that button and a giant siren came out and made the sound of Pac-Man. All of a sudden, everyone was coming out to see what could be the problem. So Gamerforgod explained the situation and tried to figure out what to do. But then everyone started thinking of the same thing: COOKIES!!! So now everyone decided to forget all about it and eat an entire jar of cookies (which can hold 72). So on his 3rd cookie, Crazygamerfreak trips on something odd, drops his cookie on the dirty sock, and all of a sudden the note opens and unleashes a ray to control the cookie which had interfered with it's original target of Crazygamerfreak. Now they had to figure out how to beat a possessed cookie without eating it because of the fear of getting possessed. The only problem that the cookie was hard and could survive an extremely strong kick into a wall so they had to do something horrible and...

...sing the song that is sung at the end of every episode of Barney while dressed up like the Teletubbies!!!! It was almost more than they could bare, but the Nintendo Life Adventure Squad mustered up all of their courage, and some really scary looking costumes, and they sang this song:

It was so terribly powerful that it almost destroyed the Nintendo Life Adventure Squad, but the raw power of their horrid Teletubby costumes (particularly Tinky Winky) was enough to save them!!!! However, the cookie burst into a million tiny pieces, and the sock began to fly away, but before it could, the sock made a farting noise, and it turned into...

...Wario, of course! Who else? (Don't answer that!) "Wha ha ha! It'sa me! WARIO!!! I'ma gonna make you sick!" His horrid garlic breath causes them all to pass out! They wake up hours later...

"Ugh...Where are we?" WAM2 asked weakly. He could barely stand after taking garlic breath to the face and the Barney song and wearing teletubby costumes (He had to wear one of LaLa). "You're ina my trap!" Wario proclaimed over a loudspeaker. "Uh-oh," California Jake murmered. He recognized the small room they were in. "What?" Starboy asked nervously. "I know where we are!"

"Yes, California Jake! You are ina the WARIOWARE ELEVATOR! The speed is high, you about to die! Bye bye!"
Then the elevator launched upward at mundane speed! The NL Adventure Squad could do nothing but prepare for the first Microgame! When the elevator doors opened, they saw something weird (even for WarioWare!)...