Topic: The Nintendo Life Adventure!

...it was a group of people from the media and President Obama, and the action for the people from the media said "Swoon!!!!" The people from the Media began to sing Obama's praises, but the Nintendo Life Adventure Squad sensed that something very suspicious was going on. President Obama looked very different than normal...that's when WAM2 and Super Mega Man shouted out in unison "President Obama's actually the Notorious MitchWii!!!!" The Notorious President Barack Obama MitchWii laughed evilly, but he ran away before the Nintendo Life Adventure Squad could catch him, and the elevator door shut behind him!!!! "How are we going to get out now?!" asked Crazygamerfreak. "The door's locked, and we have no President to swoon to complete the stage!!!!" The timer on the bottom of the screen was running out quickly, and that's when GamerforGod said, "I have an idea!!!!" GamerforGod looked at the media and proclaimed, "I am the President of the United States of America!!!!" The media, who usually isn't to intelligent, began to swoon GamerforGod, and the rest of the Nintendo Life Adventure Squad did too, and, much to the chagrin of Wario, the Nintendo Life Adventure Squad completed the level, and the elevator proceeded on to the next floor. But before the elevator door could even open, California Jake scratched his armpit, tripped, and yelled out the words...

"I know that there is some gigantic monster at the end of this, be ca...". He couldn't finish because all of a sudden he was taken away in 8 bit graphic like ways which was confusing and scaring the entire NL Squad. They proceeded towards the second door where they found an empty room but instead of being 8 bit, it was 16 bit. They predicted that the bit style would change every time from here on until they got to something in the 200s for bit number. When they reached the second floor, it was an empty room and it contained nothing but small panels. But the Gamerforgod took a stel and almost fell through the floor until they realized that Starboy had saved him! Then Crazygamerfreak stepped on a different block with one foot and then the other and he didn't fall so that was when they discovered that you had to guess the correct block to get across. But at that same moment, a squad of Bomb-ombs came in and they were ready to detonate. They were actually heading straight for the NL Squad! They had to do something and their was no time to think but they heard a voice from...

...the cafe over the loudspeaker say, "Mr. Bob-omb, please pick up your free pizza!" Since none of the bob-ombs knew which of them the voice was reffering to, they all ran off to get a free pizza. Then someone stepped into view. "California Jake! What happened?" WAM2 gasped. Caly shrugged, "I got grabbed by that monster that's at the end, that I was telling you to be careful of. I saw you were about to get blown up by bob-ombs when I escaped and saved you!"

"So it was YOU who was offering that free pizza!" CrazyGamerFreak exclaimed. "Yes! Now like I said, be careful, because-OOMPH!!!" California Jake was taken away again, this time in 16-bit graphic-like ways, which was still confusing but less scary this time knowing Caly could escape. They continued into the 32-bit zone where a new danger awaited...giant, blue...

@Gamerforgod: President Barack Obama is really the Notorious Mitchwii!!!? That explains a lot...

...MONSTER!!! They ran and ran but they tripped and the monster ate them all! But all of a sudden...

Something sharp came out of the ceiling and riped the monster in half! It was as if it was mean't to happen but then the monster regenerated as two smaller forms of it and so Gamerforgod grabbed the sharp thing which happened to be Meta Knight's sword! So he sliced through the monster until it came to be so small that it couldn't harm them a bit! But that is when the bomb-ombs came back but only to blow up the monster even more! He was now so small that he couldn't even be seen. Then a magical door appeared and the bit style was 64 for the portal so the NL Squad knew they were about to enter the 64 bit realm, level, thingy. But what they didn't expect the 1 and only thing in it, Dr. Octagonapus (who shoots random lasers at random times) who they had met once before (but whether or not it was said is undetermined)...

Meanwhile lz trips on dragon's tail and kicks her for being mean

But all this time, they had forgotten their true mission which was to stop MitchWii from breaking his cage. They had just realized this when Dr. Octagonapus shot his first laser at the NL Squad! They weren't even paying attention and the blast paralized Gamerforgod, Starboy, and Crazygamerfreak! The rest of the NL Squad got nervous...

Meanwhile briunj04 trips on Iz20XX and kicks him for being mean

Iz20XX gets angry with briunj04 and starts chasing briunj04 for revenge, eventually kicking him for being mean.

lz20XX contemplates about why where is so much kicking

...right before WAM2 runs smack-dab into him. Iz20xx then kicks him for being mean. "OW! What did you do that for?!" WAM2 demands before seeing who it is. "Oh. It's you again, Iz. Never mind; that tells me everything I need to know." Just then, Doctor Octagonapus catches up with WAM2, whom he had been chasing. "Oh crap! Run!!!" WAM2 and Iz start running, until they find the rest of the NL Adventure Squad, who have all been paralyzed! Iz and WAM2 didn't know how to cure them, and if Doctor Octagonapus got to them, they wouldn't be able to! And the worst part was, they were trapped! In desperation, WAM2 cries, "HEEAALP!!!" right before he's paralyzed as well!

Meanwhile, in a secret base, someone watches a satalite image taken of WAM2's cry for help intently. Then he stood up and said, "Agents are...GO!!!"

The Agents rush to WAM2's help, and all order is restored.

But just then, a shadowy figure appeared before them......

It was Wario who had gotten sick of his game and wanted to destroy them right then and there! "I'm-a bored of this game. You go-a bye-bye now." Then he starts kicking people at random...

Waluigi dug a grave and buried his beloved brother, but not before using his lifeless body to sign over control of WarioWare, Inc. to him for monetary gain. It now became known and WaluigiWare, and made heaps more profit by underpaying micro-game creators like Mona and 9-Volt.

realizing Wario isn't actually Waluigi's brother Waluigi took Wario's body and....

threw it in a river

revived it

Then threw it in a river. Nonetheless, Super Nintenzo signed himself on to WaluigiWare as a micro-game developer, since Waluigi himself had ruined friend codes and the online database for everyone since he took control of the company.

But, one bright inconspicuous day, an immense amount of former WarioWare online FC traders turned up outside WaluigiWare's HQ, causing a deafening uproar to protest against them...

Then the protesters started throwing tomatoes at Waluigi, which he is allergic to.

And then Mario walked by, and ask the Princess to make some spaghetti out of the sauce from the tomatoes.

Peach then ended world hunger....

...but all this while, GamerforGod just knew that there was a story that was supposed to be going on here. But he was so confused at where it had all gone wrong, but then he realized it was because lz wanted to start kicking people and being mean!!!! That's when it hit him that lz had once been an evil bird back at Feenie's old castle (that the Bob-omb king had taken over and it had changed hands a number of times since then because of decreasing property values), and GamerforGod also knew that lz was now a minion of none other than...110percentful because GamerforGod once found out this information in this deleted scene from the Nintendo Life Adventure:

Begin Deleted Scene

110Percentful: Lz, you used to be Feenie's minion, but now you will be my minion!!!!
LZ: Duh...o.k. George!!!!

End Deleted Scene

After showing this deleted scene from the bonus features section of the Nintendo Life Adventure to the rest of the Nintendo Life Adventure Squad, GamerforGod then heard a noise from the Notorious MitchWii's cage, who was becoming insanely jealous of 110percentful getting all the attention as the evil villain of the thread. GamerforGod didn't know what the noise was, so he called California Jake, Super Mega Man, Peaceful Luma, Crazy Gamer Freak, and the rest of the Nintendo Life Adventure Squad over to him, and when they got there, Super Mega Man suddenly, in a very feminine voice, said...