Mordenkainen's Amazing Teeth-Cleaning Cookies The perfect snack for any travelling adventurer. Have you just eaten a huge plate of stringy, tough boar steaks? Are the kobolds you're trying to defeat running away to their dragon master because of the state of your teeth? Try Mordenkainen's new Amazing Teeth-Cleaning Cookies! Just one cookie is equivalent to half a day's brushing, flossing and mouth-washing, meaning the kobolds aren't put-off with the chunks of boar meat stuck between your pearly-whites and will actually stay and get chopped-up, blasted and walloped by you and the rest of your adventuring party! Ah, Mordenkainen! What would we do without your wondrous items?
New and Improved Nyquil (Sweetened with all natural sugar!!!!)
Now nyquil covers all of your coughing, burping, yawning, and farting needs as well. But long gone are the days of drinking nasty tasting Nyquil. The New and Improved Nyquil has now been sweetened with all natural sugar. So take a sip of the New and Improved Nyquil and you'll be on your way to SWEET, albeit smelly, dreams!!!! lol
Ingredients: 20 Nightmares 13 Cute Puppies 18 Zebras 9 Oatmeal Cream Pies 20 Nes Zappers 1 Copy of the Film Jurassic Park 90,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Pounds of Pork
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Animal Night Fury A whole delicious (and electrifying) creamy pork pie, it seems quite the treat. Once you go to sleep after eating though, you blaze through a nightmare where you find yourself in Jurassic Park, blasting dogs, zebras, and zombie pigs with revamped NES Zappers.
Ingredients: 6 Pitfall Seeds 1 Gracie's Tyre 2 Coconuts 3 Apples 3 Cherries 3 Oranges 3 Peaches 1 Steaming Hot Cup of Java 1 Beehive
Animal Crossing Partinata This awesome pinata in the shape of K.K. Slider is jam-packed with goodies from <INSERT TOWN NAME>. Just beware, as one of the hidden compartments releases a swarm of angry bees if whacked open!
1 Black Dragon, adult 1 Swamp Lair 1 hoard Treasure 500 Kobold Minions, expendable 5 Dragonborn Skirmishers, elite
"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk." CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."
Are you tired of those pesky posters who just won't play by the rules?! Well tire of them no more!!!! With the Black Dragons Locked Swamp Treasure Juice, these annoying posters will be locked away as soon as you can say The Black Dragon's Locked Swamp Treasure Juice (or some word much shorter even)!!!! One sip of this juice will lock away even the most annoying of posters in a treasure chest at the bottom of a swamp far, far away (you know, where Shrek lives)!!!! These make great gifts to all of your forum fiends. Buy it now while supplies last!!!! lol
Ingredients: 50 Tubs of Lard 20 Bunches of Bananas 1 Copy of the novel Gone with the Wind 10 Lawn Gnomes 1 Platypus 7,000 Ray Guns
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Large Vitamin D With an incredibly large size, as large as a regular igloo, it'll take you three days to munch on this nutritious vitamin, which will constantly quench your thirst and hunger
16 Lightbulbs 1 Bag of Potato Chips 1 Red Hot Pepper 5 Golden Rings 1 Lucky Penny
Bright, Hot, Lucky Chip Rings (Now for only one cent!!!! Lucky!!!! lol)
Have you found that lucky someone with whom you're ready to say "I do"? Well with new Bright, Hot, Lucky Chip Rings you can spice up your wedding and turn your "I do" into an "I chew." That's right ladies and gentlemen. Bright, Hot, Lucky Chip Rings are not only stylish, but they're completely edible too, and now they're only one cent!!!! So even if the ring bearer is to young to be able to resist the temptation not to eat the ring as he or she carry it down the altar, at only one cent more, you can afford to have all of the Bright, Hot, Lucky Chip Rings that you will ever need!!!! (Sung) If you want a happy, tasty wedding, try the new Bright, Hot, Lucky Chip Rings!!!! (End singing.) lol
Ingredients: 90,000,000,000 Bottles of Shampoo on the Wall 5 Tarantulas 18 Gallons of Jello 90 Metric Tons of Anime 13 Staples 1 Monkey Ball
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@StarBuddy: Crimson Brightbulb This amazing Wondrous Item not only provides light for a group of adventurers exploring the Underdark, it also puts nearby enemies into a state of deep unconsciousness. By casting the Brightbulb's ability, you can inflict damage to your foes without waking them up, but beware, as the ability takes a while to recharge!
@GamerBuddy: Hairball of POWAH!! This gigantic, hairy ball unleashes incredible POWAH!! when it's busted open! Nobody can handle so much POWAH!!, not even somebody who can handle so much POWAH!!
12 Chucks a'Charging 11 Goombas Toddling 10 Bob-Ombs 'sploding 9 Toads a'Screaming 8 Lumas Twinkling 7 Boos a'Hiding 6 Mushrooms Growing 5...PO-WER...STAAAAAAAARS!!!! 4 Ukikis 3 Red Coins 2 Monty Moles And a Koopa Leading a FLEEEEEEEET!!!!
The Twelve Nintendos of Christmas Once you eat this snack, you will want to sing your heart out either this song or any other song, as long as it has to do with Nintendo I like that =)
Snoopy's Whimsical OrchestRUFF! This enlightening stage performance features Snoopy, everybody's favourite cartoon beagle, conducting an orchestra consisting of Charlie Brown, Lucy, Linus, Peppermint Patty, and all your other favourite Peanuts characters. It's a fantastic night out! And don't miss 'Wokes by Stoodjock', featuring a hilarious array of jokes as tweeted by Snoopy's buddy Woodstock!
INGREDIENTS: 500 Autographed Pictures of Selena Gomez
@NintendoBuddy - Tranquil Soup A soup that makies you become very tranquil somehow, and makes you want to ask other actors and/or actresses for their autographs @Jumbif - Metallic Syrup A drink that slightly increases your strength, but only slightly because there's some chalk in it
V8 Fusion Salt Shaker Playing Cards Black Belt Over 9000 Ice Cream Containers 5 Potatoes
Super-Energising Baked Potato with Ice-Cream This tasty treat gives you all the energy you need for that Martial Arts meet, and the ice-cream just sweetens the deal!
INGREDIENTS: 1 Kayak 1 Empty Creek Bed 500,000kg Lemon Pudding Thought I was going to say something else, didn't you? Ew! That's so gross and rude! How could you? Just kidding. 200 Earthworms 1 One-eyed, One-horned, Flying Purple-People-Eater
The Limited Earthworm Edition of Purple Lemon-Tasting Sweetness Limited for one day only, this snack's taste is just simply out of this world, even if it has lemon in it
1 Paint Set 2 Bells 2 Santa Hats 5 Battery Packs Cookies (Soy) Milk
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