Topic: The "Misguided Recipe" Game

The Something-est Party EVAH!!!!
_{With a 2/3-course meal, a few average party decorations, a live-ish band and a raffle with a 25c Grand Prize, this has to be the something-est party EVAH!!!!}

1 scoop Strawberry Ice-Cream
1 squirt Whipped Cream
1 Cherry on Top
1 Cone, waffle
1 tbsp Chilli Powder, extra-spicy

Snow Land Party
A party where everyone gets to eat strawberry-tasting ice cream with whipped cream and cherries on top served on a cone with a waffle, and an optional chance to taste hot chili powder

2 Marble Sculptures
250 Paintings from Various Time Periods
16 Grecian Columns
Snow
7 Big Igloos
1 Tour Book

Green Turkish Delight Bite
_{It's really weird that all these ingredients combine into a single 4cm x 4cm x 3cm square of icing-sugar-dusted green Turkish delight, but if chemistry has taught us anything, it's that anything is possible! Oh wait...that's physics...}

500 pcs Green Turkish Delight Bite
375 Bright, Hot, Lucky Chip Rings
30L Metallic Syrup
450 serves Santa's Workshop Surprise!
25 Kawaii Turkeys

Santa's Crazy Holiday Surprise!!!!!! Guaranteed to make even the Grinch love Christmas!

1 Pinecone
2 Copies of Bebe's Kids
7 pounds of lead
87 golf balls
10 gallons of sewage
1 snifit
10 deku sticks

The Loud-Mouthed, Lead-Footed, Smelly Snifit Caddy

Do you tire of slow people who are no good at golf and just won't let you, with all of your superior golfing skills, play through? Well tire of slow people no more!!!! With the new Loud-Mouthed, Lead-Footed, Smelly Snifit Caddy, no one will dare to stand in your way at the golf course!!!! The Snifit Caddy will scare people away with rude stand up comedy, he will drive the golf cart at maniacal speeds with his literally lead feet, and he smells horrible, repelling even the most odious golf players. The Loud-Mouthed, Lead-Footed, Smelly Snifit Caddy is wonderful for scaring off slow players, or getting even with rude, snobby golfers!!!! Get your Snifit Caddy today!!!! lol

Ingredients:
2 Pounds of Authentic Shark Meat (Non-Generic)
3 Tons of Strawberry Yogurt (Cooled at approximated 37 Degrees Farenheit)
4,578 Ducks (Blended on high for 17 years)
948 Ping-Pong Balls (Paddled by Arnold Schwarzenegger)
14 Copies of the SNES Game 'Mario is Missing' (Microwaved on Medium for 37 Months)
1 Completely Organic, Natural, and Untouched NES Joystick Controller

NeSurprise Mystery Meal
_{This exotic-sounding dish looks and smells delicious, but don't be fooled - it'll throw you back into the 1980's! And for those of you unfamiliar with said decade...well, let's just say that you're in for crazy hair, colourful leg-warmers, and a non-stop thumping beat! Oh, and a little thing called SUPER MARIO BROS!!!!}

Your corruptions are great everybody! To the two other regulars in this thread - StarBuddy, I like the creativity and imagination you put into yours by coming up with a wide variety of interesting combinations; and I like yours as well, Gamer, for the comical aspect of each of your concoctions! Keep up the good work, everybody!

INGREDIENTS
25 Soft Taco Shells
2.5 kg Taco Mince, mild
2 Iceberg Lettuces, shredded
8 Tomatoes, diced
1kg Cheddar Cheese, grated
2 Avocados, sliced
1 tub Bubblegum Ice-Cream

The Biggest Event of the Year
An event where lots of snacks are being served; including a couple of gigantic-sized lettuces formed up of ice, only shredded and a gigantic tub of bubble gum-flavored ice cream, as well as all the other foods that are smaller but still big, and they are all eaten by giants (so the whole "gigantic" thing is a bit of a moot point)

Thanks, NintendoBuddy, your corruptions are great as well.

1 Large Rotund-Shaped Pool
12 Scuba Diving Suits and Masks
6 Friendly Dolphins
3 Life Preservers
12 Swimmers

Hardley & Rairly Self-Contained Aquatic Adventure Pool----------------PRICE: S1,500,000
This gem of the pool world is surprisingly vast, with enough room inside for a party of 12 Sims to go on a Scuba-diving adventure in an artificial reef environment. The pool comes complete with six animatronic dolphins, for that authentic aquatic adventure axperience...er, experience.

FUN: 10--------SOCIAL: 8

INGREDIENTS
10 Jigsaw Pieces
100 Musical Notes
2 Hollow Honeycomb Pieces
2 Glowbos
1 Naive Honeybear
1 Foul-mouthed Red Crested Breegull
1 Short-sighted Mole
1 Skull-faced Shaman
1 Beautiful Female Shaman
1 Angry Boss

Banjo-Kazooie's Biggest Adventure
Banjo and Kazooie team up once again to go on their newest adventure yet. They travel inside a new hubworld and explore its many worlds inside, with the aid of Bottles the Mole to learn new moves and the two Shamans who transform them into certain creatures sometimes. Each world is large, and thorough exploration will be key to collect everything inside; you can collect up to 10 Jigsaw Pieces (you have to fulfill certain tasks to acquire some, while others are easy to find), 100 Musical Notes, 2 Honeycomb Pieces, 2 Glowbos, and you fight an angry boss in each world, while the main angry boss will be awaiting your arrival in the hubworld (collecting a certain amount of Musical Notes and Jigsaw Pieces is required to progress inside the hubworld)
_{Gosh, that corruption I made was long}

1 Magnifying Glass
2 Large Parchments of Paper with Tiny Print
1 Grandfather Clock
5 Bright Lightbulbs
1 Water Jug
2 Potions (One Makes You Shrink, While the Other Makes You Tall)

Ail-Less Wonder Tonic--------COST: S250
_{Are you sick and tired of...well...being sick and tired? Do you wander about the house all day long with no sense of direction or accomplishment? Do you just wish you could have a much better career with more Simoleons in the bank? Perhaps you want your house to have only the best and most expensive furniture and electronics? With the Ail-Less Wonder Tonic, you can have it all, or at least some of it. Simply 'drink me' and your life will be like a never-ending wonderland, giving you only the best! Oh, and a smart-mouthed talking cat! Results may vary from Sim to Sim, and there are no refunds!}

INGREDIENTS
1 serving Fettuccine Carbonara

A Tasteful Party
A party is taking place inside a restaurant where everyone was celebrating. There was only one type of food at that party: Fettuicine Carbonara. The chef staff, resolving the matter, decided to cut it [the big piece] all down so that everyone could have some

1 Mustachioed Plumber
1 Blonde Princess
1 Big Turtle With a Spiked Shell
500 Lumas
5 Talking Mushrooms
250 Stars
A Plethora of Galaxies That Have Various Atmospheres
1 Mushroom Power-Up
1 Fire Flower Power-Up
1 Ice Flower Power-Up
1 Wing Cap
1 Metal Cap
1 Vanish Cap
1 Cloud Power-Up
1 Tanooki Suit
1 Invinsibility Star

The M-Bomb
_{Have you ever heard any of these songs being played over at your friends' houses...}

_{...or any of these tunes on the bus...}

_{...and wondered what has happened to those peoples' gadgets? Well, with the M-Bomb you'll know for yourself! Simply drop it from the back of your pants to the ground, and the immediate vicinity will become like a portion of the Mushroom Universe! With a different experience in every capsule, all the nearby peeps will be saying, "Whoa! Who dropped an M-Bomb?!" And you can proudly call out, "It was I, <INSERT NAME>! I dropped an M-Bomb!" Order yours today!}

40 Dwarf, Empire and/or High Elf Cards
40 Orc, Chaos and/or Dark Elf Cards
20 Neutral Cards
2 Capital Boards with Counters
2 Players Willing to Play 'Warhammer: Invasion - The Card Game'
1 Table
2 Chairs
Snacks and Drinks
1 Night of Gaming

The Longest Night Ever

Are you tired of not having anything to do every night? Well then it's time to start tiring for real!!!! With our new Longest Night Ever we guarantee that you will now be tired every day and night because we will give you something to do for the whole evening, every evening!!!! We'll provide you with one or two close friends (sold separately) and one of your favorite board or card games (also sold separately) and the fun, and your consciousness, will never have to end again!!!! The Longest Night Ever will definitely last at least all night, but it has also been known to last all day, all week, all year, all decade, and in our most successful instances, even all of your life!!!! Have fun forever and never sleep again with the Longest Night Ever!!!! Surgeon General's Warning: The Longest Night Ever is not suggested for use by people over the age of two or below the age of 10,389,487 years old. It should not be used by women who are pregnant, nursing, or who may become pregnant. The Longest Night Ever is also not recommended for people who have hair, eat food, drink water, or breathe oxygen. Side effects may include death, death, and death, but in most cases death. The Longest Night Ever is not legally for sale in Upshur County Virginia, or Collin County Texas. lol

Ingredients:
1 Million Dollars (Chilled lightly for thirteen years.)
18 Golf Balls (Heavily basted with motor oil.)
99 Female Martians (Grilled moderately for 9 millenia.)
37 Monkeys (Smothered in bananas and pickles.)
73 Copies of the Novel Catcher in the Rye (Made with actual rye.)
43,000,000 Grinches (Sauteed with mushrooms.)

@NintendoPurist: Thanks for the complement man!!!! Also, thank you for creating an incredible thread!!!! I really enjoy these types of threads where you can be really creative and have a lot of fun making things up!!!! My three favorite threads are the Nintendo Life Adventure, this thread, and the Nintendo Vending Machine!!!! Thanks again Purist!!!!

The Million-Dollar Tee-Off
Ever feel like taking a break from your job? Well, fear not, 'cause there is a solution. There is a mini-golf game where the goal is to try to get as many holes-in-one as you possibly can. But, you know what they say, "Easier said than done". The game shall be surveyed by the ginormous troupe of Grinches, female martians portraying cheerleaders, and monkeys who sometimes act as obstacles. Other obstacles include the rye-made Catcher in the Rye novels, which are large in size. Eighteen participants will play throughout these eighteen courses, playing with eighteen golf balls, and it all takes place in outer space. The prize for winning first place, you may ask? A million dollars.

I love participating in this thread. Thank you for creating this wonderful thread, NintendoBuddy.

1 Paintbrush
1 Canvas
1 Kneaded Eraser
1 Myriad of Watercolor Paints
1 Magical Dust [which brings all that you paint to life]
1 Forest Environment
500 Plants

Kirbys Epic Canvas Air Dream Adventure Squad Ultra Star: Crystal Shards

.One cute Japanese girl

Mayumi Kawaii - The Hapi Joi Collection
_{Everybody's favourite young Japanese princess, she has many fun adventures with her friends Yuka and Kenji, and her cat Sakana! This 2-disc DVD set contains 16 fun adventures, including the kids' fun day at the theme park, Kenji's attempt at making sashimi for his mother and father, and Yuka's birthday party! A fun, entertaining anime for ages 8 and up.}

INGREDIENTS
1 Giant Pink Marshmallow
1 Bottomless Stomach
1 Potion of Life
1 Hatred of Blue Penguins with Giant Hammers and Powerful Vacuum Breath

Kirby's Quest
In this new iteration, Kirby has to face King Dedede once again to settle the score, but the path to his whereabouts is unknown, and unless he recuperates the potion of life, the location to King Dedede's will be forever unreachable; not only will the potion of life restore the peace to Dream Land, but King Dedede will be found as well. Kirby will search high and low to find it, and he will encounter enemies on the way

9 Competitors
5 Snowboards
7 Snowhills
4 Skis
2 Ramps
1 Race

SimCity Winter Sports Channel Package -------- Price: S15 per week
_{Ten new channels can be yours this winter season! In addition to all the winter sports action, you'll receive nine additional sports channels from the SimTV range. From the classic sports action of SimLeague Network to the family fun of Junior Sports Channel, there's something for every sports-loving Sim!}
Fun: 5 ---- Rest: 3

20 World of Warcraft Characters
1 High-Level Raid
1 Disgruntled Boss
1,000 Minions

The Raid to Remember
In the World of Warcraft world, there is a raid being led by a disgruntled boss. Five hundred scores of minions are involved, and it is up to the characters to prevent a major uprising before it is too late

10 Horses
10 Horseback Riders
2 Trained Riders
1 Wild Frontier
1 Ranch
1 Nice, Sunny Weather

Chutnet Glu's Rich Equus Stew
_{For those who like the taste of a more...refined meal, there's nothing better than a big bowl of rich equus stew. Made from the finest horse steaks, along with Chutnet Glu's 51 secret herbs and spices, and served with a big piece of crusty bread, this has got to be the classic authentic dish found only at WCH, Western Cooked Horse! Come on in to your nearest restaurant today!}

_{"Ugh, that is the sickest thing I've ever seen in this thread! I can't believe I created it...I don't want it! Waiter, take it back! I demand a refund! "}

INGREDIENTS

1 Black Cauldron
1 jar Eye of Guano
1 Poorly-written Spell