Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

@LetsGoSwitch Granted. COD Modern Warfare somehow redefines the genre. Seeking a new audience with their success, Activision cuts ties with Blizzard and renews their old (real old) partnership with Atari. Atari finally launches the VCS with a hanful of great Activion exclusives. It flops because it's a hecking Atari and nobody wants/trusts it. Both companies go under and their IPs are caught in video game limbo.

I wish I didn't have to sleep to function properly.

Granted. You are able to function perfectly normal without sleep, but for the 8 hours or so you would normally spend sleeping, your brain refuses to let you work. You lost all ability to focus on anything and your attention span becomes incredibly short between 10PM and 6AM.

I wish I was able to afford any video game I wished to buy.

Granted but you must sign the contract with the website and have to do whatever they want.

I wish i can have a nice dream after eating some apples.

@Anti-Matter Granted. You start sleeping immediately after eating one.

I wish everyone would stop thinking Pichu is top tier in Smash Ultimate and instead everyone starts thinking Bowser is top tier.

Granted. Everyone plays Bowser only and so Sakurai makes a rule that only one of each character can be in a game. You can only sometimes play as Bowser.

I wish they would remake Ocarina of Time

Granted but you must buy a real Ocarina to play the game, not by Joy Cons.

I wish i am the guest judge for America's Next Top Model.

granted, although it turn out to be Luigi and he didn't like the guest sadly.
i wish Alien Hominid was release on Nintendo Switch, Playstation 4 and Xbox One.

Granted, but it's a really shoddy port plagued with frame rate issues, audio issues, and new microtransactions that weren't in the original.

I wish Nintendo would support their legacy games better.

Granted. Nintendo focuses entirely on their legacy content through Gamecube, but never supports any new content ever again.

I wish that we could reverse climate change.

Granted but it will be as wild as Neptune's storm (2,400 kph)

I wish i have diamonds from planet Uranus.

Granted, but they’re all beads and can never be cleaned.

I wish it would rain.

Granted. It's acid.

I wish for money (September is too busy)

Granted. On the N64.

I wish my laptop would stop lagging

Granted, everything begins running at speeds so fast you can't discern what's happening.
Then the laptop bursts into flames.

I wish the Links Awakening remake had a copy of the original included on the cart

Granted. It's saturated in the original puke green color with low visibility to boot, for that "authentic Game Boy feel".

I wish Xenoblade Chronicles X would be ported to the Switch as a Definitive Version.

Granted, Nintendo cancelled it in favor of Xenoblade Chronicles X Amiibo Festival releasing on Switch.
i wish for Baby Mario to be a playable fight in Smash Bros Ultimate

granted, but he's the most hated smash addition and is the lowest in the tier list.

I wish Nintendo would make a Links Awaking styled remake of the Mother Trilogy (and Localize it)

Granted. They're exclusive to mobile devices.

I wish Monster Hunter World was ported to Switch and it ran as well as Switcher III.

Granted. It turns out everything we've seen of Switcher III is bullshots and the actual game runs worse than ARK.

I wish Lloyd Irving was in Smash Bros.

Granted. Though his representation is limited to a Spirit.

I wish that the two Zelda Oracle games were being remade akin to Link's Awakening