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XBontendo

Granted, but you can only make a single Deutsche Mark every 400 hours

I wish playing couch video games counted as a quality workout.

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Laoak

Granted. You play so much that you are the strongest person in the world. You have to go to championships every day. Your friends think you are showing off and leave you and you are famous. This means you cant play games. You are now back to normal.

I wish i could actually summarise my ideas.

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HobbitGamer

Granted, but now all your ideas are summarized so simply that no one takes them seriously.

I wish I had a chili dog.

#TeamPineapple
#MeatAndGreet

Switch Friend Code: SW-7842-2075-5515 | My Nintendo: HobbitGamr | Nintendo Network ID: HobbitGamr

Anti-Matter

Granted but it will use Ghost Chili for the sauce.

I wish i have Apple, Pineapple and two pens.

My Top 10 villagers on ACNH:
1. Rooney
2. Raymond
3. Sterling
4. Wolfgang
5. Apollo
6. Sherb
7. Marshal
8. Curt
9. Jay
10. Tybalt

Switch Friend Code: SW-8364-7166-5608 | 3DS Friend Code: 2638-4872-0879 | Nintendo Network ID: TAGunderground

Heavyarms55

Granted, but the fruits are fake, plastic versions and the pens are out of ink.

I wish I could get a good nights sleep without any weird or unpleasant dreams...

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sweth_t

@Heavyarms55 Granted, but you only 1 good night's sleep a week. The rest you get max 4 hours of sleep.

I wish that I had way less homework than I do now.

sweth_t

Anti-Matter

Granted but more homework for tomorrow.

I wish i have a T-Shirt.

My Top 10 villagers on ACNH:
1. Rooney
2. Raymond
3. Sterling
4. Wolfgang
5. Apollo
6. Sherb
7. Marshal
8. Curt
9. Jay
10. Tybalt

Switch Friend Code: SW-8364-7166-5608 | 3DS Friend Code: 2638-4872-0879 | Nintendo Network ID: TAGunderground

Laoak

Granted. It says 'Pinch me' all over it. You can't take the T-Shirt off and you endlessly get pinched.

I wish EA made better games

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XBontendo

Granted. Jedi: Fallen order turns out to be great, EA in turn gets bought out by Ubisoft due to its success. All future games have an annual release each riddled with DLC and multiple editions (deluxe/gold/ultimate) none of which actually include the complete experience. You become frustrated and in turn say the following:

I wish Ubisoft made better games

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XBox id: owendershot | Switch friend code: I don't remember, these codes are crazy, I'll check later.

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Laoak

Granted. WatchDogs: Legion turns out to be great, Ubisoft in turn gets bought out by Activision due to its success. All future games have an annual release each riddled with DLC and multiple editions (deluxe/gold/ultimate) none of which actually include the complete experience. You become frustrated and in turn say the following:
I wish Activision made better games

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XBontendo

@LetsGoSwitch Granted. COD Modern Warfare somehow redefines the genre. Seeking a new audience with their success, Activision cuts ties with Blizzard and renews their old (real old) partnership with Atari. Atari finally launches the VCS with a hanful of great Activion exclusives. It flops because it's a hecking Atari and nobody wants/trusts it. Both companies go under and their IPs are caught in video game limbo.

I wish I didn't have to sleep to function properly.

XBox id: owendershot | Switch friend code: I don't remember, these codes are crazy, I'll check later.

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sweth_t

Granted. You are able to function perfectly normal without sleep, but for the 8 hours or so you would normally spend sleeping, your brain refuses to let you work. You lost all ability to focus on anything and your attention span becomes incredibly short between 10PM and 6AM.

I wish I was able to afford any video game I wished to buy.

sweth_t

Anti-Matter

Granted but you must sign the contract with the website and have to do whatever they want.

I wish i can have a nice dream after eating some apples.

My Top 10 villagers on ACNH:
1. Rooney
2. Raymond
3. Sterling
4. Wolfgang
5. Apollo
6. Sherb
7. Marshal
8. Curt
9. Jay
10. Tybalt

Switch Friend Code: SW-8364-7166-5608 | 3DS Friend Code: 2638-4872-0879 | Nintendo Network ID: TAGunderground

TheAwesomeBowser

@Anti-Matter Granted. You start sleeping immediately after eating one.

I wish everyone would stop thinking Pichu is top tier in Smash Ultimate and instead everyone starts thinking Bowser is top tier.

Own up to Joy-Con Drift, Nintendo. We all know it's your fault

Laoak

Granted. Everyone plays Bowser only and so Sakurai makes a rule that only one of each character can be in a game. You can only sometimes play as Bowser.

I wish they would remake Ocarina of Time

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Anti-Matter

Granted but you must buy a real Ocarina to play the game, not by Joy Cons.

I wish i am the guest judge for America's Next Top Model.

My Top 10 villagers on ACNH:
1. Rooney
2. Raymond
3. Sterling
4. Wolfgang
5. Apollo
6. Sherb
7. Marshal
8. Curt
9. Jay
10. Tybalt

Switch Friend Code: SW-8364-7166-5608 | 3DS Friend Code: 2638-4872-0879 | Nintendo Network ID: TAGunderground

Aozz101x

granted, although it turn out to be Luigi and he didn't like the guest sadly.
i wish Alien Hominid was release on Nintendo Switch, Playstation 4 and Xbox One.

im creep out with thoese eyes... :P

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sweth_t

Granted, but it's a really shoddy port plagued with frame rate issues, audio issues, and new microtransactions that weren't in the original.

I wish Nintendo would support their legacy games better.

sweth_t

XBontendo

Granted. Nintendo focuses entirely on their legacy content through Gamecube, but never supports any new content ever again.

I wish that we could reverse climate change.

XBox id: owendershot | Switch friend code: I don't remember, these codes are crazy, I'll check later.

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Anti-Matter

Granted but it will be as wild as Neptune's storm (2,400 kph)

I wish i have diamonds from planet Uranus.

My Top 10 villagers on ACNH:
1. Rooney
2. Raymond
3. Sterling
4. Wolfgang
5. Apollo
6. Sherb
7. Marshal
8. Curt
9. Jay
10. Tybalt

Switch Friend Code: SW-8364-7166-5608 | 3DS Friend Code: 2638-4872-0879 | Nintendo Network ID: TAGunderground

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