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ThomGee

Don't know if anyone's done this before, but I can't find one, so let's go.

Welcome to Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish. This is a game where one commenter makes a wish, and the next commenter grants that wish, with a slight side effect, then makes their own wish, and so on.

I'll start with an obvious one. Mother 3 is finally released outside of Japan.

I, for one, welcome our new Nintendo overlords.

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Haru17

@Nintendoer But only in the original, untranslated Japanese.

Breath of the Wild has an optional female playable protagonist.

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Buizel

Sounds like a cool idea.

Nintendoer wrote:

Mother 3 is finally released outside of Japan.

...exclusively bundled with the full RRP retail game Earthbound Tennis.

Edit: A bit too slow on that one!

Haru17 wrote:

Breath of the Wild has an optional female playable protagonist.

...as paid DLC!

In 2018 Nintendo bring us a new F-Zero.

Edited on by Buizel

Buizel

crimsontadpoles

We already have a thread like this here, but that thread looks like a zombie to me now: https://www.nintendolife.com/forums/general_discussion/make_a_...

They make a crossover Legend of Zelda and F-Zero game with male or female Link as the protagonist, but it isn't fun like people expected.

I wish I had a Nintendo Switch right now

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Haru17

crimsontadpoles wrote:

I wish I had a Nintendo Switch right now

You do, but it's called a "Nintendo Wii U."

Metroid Prime 4 is developed by Retro Studios as a Nintendo Switch launch title.

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CanisWolfred

Haru17 wrote:

Metroid Prime 4 is developed by Retro Studios as a Nintendo Switch launch title.

Directed by Michael Bay, featuring the motion captures of Shia La Buff and Samuel L Jackson. Both were only for bit parts, but their casting ate up more than 50% of the budget. So the game is only about 2 hours long, or one hour, depending on whether or not you count the protracted cinematic opening sequence. Look foward to Metroid Prime 5: The Prolgue in 2019!

I wish for Peace on Earth and Good Will towards Women.

Edited on by CanisWolfred

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ThomGee

@CanisWolfred Except the peace on Earth only comes when all humans are wiped out.

I, for one, welcome our new Nintendo overlords.

My Nintendo: ThomGee | Nintendo Network ID: WakerOfWindsHD

Haru17

@CanisWolfred And the good will toward women comes only coincidentally from the last, living human — some guy.

Surprise! Paper Mario: Color Splash was just an elaborate ruse to distract fans from the storybook-styled Paper Mario Switch (2017), which features a page-turning mechanic as its core conceit. The only problem is...

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ThomGee

@Haru17 That the game is a 2D platformer where you only walk right, with no pesky jumping or confusing obstacles to block you.

Pokemon Stars has multiple save files and a Battle Frontier.

I, for one, welcome our new Nintendo overlords.

My Nintendo: ThomGee | Nintendo Network ID: WakerOfWindsHD

LzWinky

You can only have one Pokemon per file and the Frontier only has one facility: the Battle Tree.

I wish for more Eeveelutions

Current games: Dragon Quest Builders 2

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Haru17

TheLZdragon wrote:

I wish for more Eeveelutions

They all have tentacles like Sylveon.

Super Mario Strikers makes a return! It plays a key role in the Switch's new global sports push. But no one could have predicted that...

Edited on by Haru17

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CanisWolfred

Haru17 wrote:

Super Mario Strikers makes a return! It plays a key role in the Switch's new global sports push. But no one could have predicted that...

It's actually just one big allegory for the Ukrainian labor union, with Mario playing the part of Stalin!

I wish for a Gingerbread Man in every home! With Plenty of Milk to wash it down.

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Wolfrun?

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StableInvadeel

It's a pay to win free to play version of ninjabread man that gets auto installed to every Nintendo console and is tied to the OS. The milk is the in-game currency.

I wish for the switch to come with virtual console from day one, and you can redownload the titles you owned on the 3ds and wii/u, for free.

Edited on by StableInvadeel

Invading your ranch, taking your cows.

My dead channel.

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Haru17

Meowpheel wrote:

I wish for the switch to come with virtual console from day one, and you can redownload the titles you owned on the 3ds and wii/u, for free.

The emulation is flawless... within the 3DS XL and Wii U Gamepad mortis' displayed on the screen.

Nintendo gets a fully 3D Zelda game running on iPhone for $5.

Don't hate me because I'm bnahabulous.

Nintenbomba128

The game runs at 10fps and 144p

The NES Classic Mini is brought back into Stores with unlimited stock

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Haru17

Nintenbomba128 wrote:

The NES Classic Mini is brought back into Stores with unlimited stock

It still plays NES games.

At long last, gamers finally stop talking about frame rate and minimizing an entire medium to a list of specs and features.

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Haru17

Meowpheel wrote:

Video games become a predominantly auditive experience. They start to complain about sound quality instead.

That's actually a quite good turn, haha.

Meowpheel wrote:

Nintendo starts to offer games and physical rewards on My Nintendo.

But only as mail-order physical discs in a Netflix-style scheme.

The Switch is bigger than the Wii.

Edited on by Haru17

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Octane

Haru17 wrote:

The Switch is bigger than the Wii.

But only in terms of weight.

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