Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted. Banjo-Kazooie is now the best character in Smash, but a horribly irritating noise is constantly sounding whenever they are on screen.

I wish Switch had more open world games.

Granted but the places will be empty and nothing.

I wish i can talk to birds.

Well, you can talk to birds, but they can't talk to you... kinda pointless :/

I wish the Switch Lite would get NSO exclusive Game Boy and Game Boy Advance games

@J-Plap I would be legitimately angry if that happened. Nothing should be exclusive to that downgrade console!

It happens and Nintendo releases Gamecube and Wii titles only to the real Switch as well. (I'd also be angry about this.)

I wish for a pizza party at work.

Granted but the topping is Broccoli.

I wish Raichu has a next Evolution.

@Anti-Matter Granted, but you have to evolve it in Pokemon Go and it takes 400 candy.

I wish more people had fun in this thread.

(also I've had broccoli on Pizza, it's actually quite decent alongside more traditional toppings)

Granted, however it's Plankton's version of "fun", so fire, uranium bombs, and no survivors, oh my!

I wish the bottle of water I just finished was filled up with water so I can have a refill without having to refill it.

Granted but you have to pay $400 for each bottle you have.

I wish Nemo (Finding Nemo) will change his gender to female on the next sequel.

Granted, but the change outrages certain political groups and the arguments taint every comment section where the movie is talked about.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight.

Granted but that it will taste very spicy.

I wish i can make money from leaves.

Granted, but you can only make a single Deutsche Mark every 400 hours

I wish playing couch video games counted as a quality workout.

Granted. You play so much that you are the strongest person in the world. You have to go to championships every day. Your friends think you are showing off and leave you and you are famous. This means you cant play games. You are now back to normal.

I wish i could actually summarise my ideas.

Granted, but now all your ideas are summarized so simply that no one takes them seriously.

I wish I had a chili dog.

Granted but it will use Ghost Chili for the sauce.

I wish i have Apple, Pineapple and two pens.

Granted, but the fruits are fake, plastic versions and the pens are out of ink.

I wish I could get a good nights sleep without any weird or unpleasant dreams...

@Heavyarms55 Granted, but you only 1 good night's sleep a week. The rest you get max 4 hours of sleep.

I wish that I had way less homework than I do now.

Granted but more homework for tomorrow.

I wish i have a T-Shirt.

Granted. It says 'Pinch me' all over it. You can't take the T-Shirt off and you endlessly get pinched.

I wish EA made better games

Granted. Jedi: Fallen order turns out to be great, EA in turn gets bought out by Ubisoft due to its success. All future games have an annual release each riddled with DLC and multiple editions (deluxe/gold/ultimate) none of which actually include the complete experience. You become frustrated and in turn say the following:

I wish Ubisoft made better games

Granted. WatchDogs: Legion turns out to be great, Ubisoft in turn gets bought out by Activision due to its success. All future games have an annual release each riddled with DLC and multiple editions (deluxe/gold/ultimate) none of which actually include the complete experience. You become frustrated and in turn say the following:
I wish Activision made better games