Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted but it will be as tiny as LBX.

I wish PPAP pizza was exist.

Granted, but eating it gives you poisoning from the ink from the pens.

I wish potatoes had even more uses than they already have!

Granted! Raw potatoes are now a replacement for all pillow, quilt, and comforter fillings!

I wish flight departure windows were more precise.

Granted! If you are 3 seconds late, you are left behind.

I wish more random people on this site would add me on Switch (FC below)

Granted but the players are Aliens from other Galaxies.

I wish i am an America's Next Top Model.

Granted but she will talk in heavy Okinawan dialec.

I wish i can talk to cats and dogs.

@Anti-Matter granted but you cant talk to people anymore

I wish I had a million dollars

@Starfy Granted, but it comes as a million dollars worth of Leaf tickets in Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp.

I wish that they would re-release the Sega Dreamcast and at least 10 of it's better games.

Granted. Will get AT Games started on the project immediately...
I wish Resident Evil 4 gets a physical release.

Granted, but only on PS Vita.

I wish Disney never bought the rights to Star Wars.

Granted, Uwe Boll now has Star Wars rights.

I wish this lasagna didn’t tasty funny.

Granted. Now it's taste is no laughing matter!
I wish Rogue Squadron 3 gets resurrected.

granted, it's now a party game instead.
i wish there was Mario Party Amiibo Festival.

@Bunnymentendo granted, but she tries to murder you everyday

I wish there was a Donkey Kong Country 4

Granted, it’s a GB Boy Colour exclusive.

I wish calories weren’t a problem.

Granted but you will get migraine oftenly after using Telekinesis.

I wish there will be Pokemons with design from Indonesia cultures.

Granted, but it doesn't happen until generation 29.

I wish we could get drunk and never have to worry about a hangover.

Granted but you must try that on planet Neptune.

I wish there is a Blue Strawberry fruit.

@Anti-Matter granted, but it tastes like garbage

I wish I never had to do dishes again

Granted. Instead you must throw them out and buy new ones every meal.

I wish Nintendo shared more information with the public.