Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted. It comes in the form of:
"March 10th, 2019. We aren't releasing Mother 3 today."
"March 11th, 2019. We aren't releasing Mother 3 today either."
"March 12th, 2019. We still aren't releasing Mother 3 today."
Etc.

I wish that Godzilla vs. Kong has more Kaiju in it than just those two.

Granted, but it will be in silent movie.

I wish i can speak with Australian accent.

Granted, however all the bathrooms in the world wished they wouldn't be used at all, so they all teleported to another planet free of beings who need to use a bathroom. Without a bathroom to use caused the earth to become very stinky, first the pollution went straight to the earth's thighs, and then it eventually blew up.

I wish they would add Mr. Satan/Hercule to Dragon Ball FighterZ

Granted but your face will turn into permanent red.

I wish i can swim like a mermaid.

Granted, but you do not have gills and can only stay underwater for a millisecond.

I wish for an epic gamer win in Tetris 99.

Granted, but your internet cuts out right when you'd win, depriving your of any credit for the win.

I wish I could wear a hoodie and sweat pants to work and have it be perfectly normal.

Granted but the place should be in Galar region.

I wish Piplup wears Blue Batik for Pokemon Sword / Shield.

granted, however it was revealed that Pokemon is replacing piplup with a special pre-order bonus a Plus Pikachu wearing a Yellow Batik for Pokemon Sword / Shield in game.
I wish Animal Crossing for Switch was called "Animal Crossing Island World"

@Aozz101 granted, but eventually the story plays out like the plot of Lost and nobody understands it

I wish digital games would be cheaper

Granted, but you must now stay in bed until 3PM. Period. No exceptions. Ever.

I wish that Jazz was more popular than rap music.

@MrDisappointed granted, but now jazz artists take on the "rapper persona" and are more annoying

I wish I could make any color Nintendo switch I wanted

@Starfy: Oh dear. That may be the most terrifying corruption I've yet seen. Anyhow...

Granted. But once you have chosen and made your special Switch, all future Nintendo Switches will have one avocado green joy-con with purple buttons, one burnt-orange joy-con with goldenrod buttons, and Brady Bunch branding on the dock and back of the console.

I wish that it always snowed on Christmas at my house.

@MrDisappointed LOL at the Brady bunch switch

Granted, but it will always be a foot of snow and melt the next day causing a flood

I wish my pets can just take care of themselves so I can get more

granted, but your pets decided to turn into humans to learn how to eat human food.
i wish Nintendo made a console called "Nintendo Door" after the success of Nintendo Switch.

Granted but you need a real key to start the game.

I wish there is a genuine Blue rice seeds.

granted, however the seeds turn into an Animal Crossing Music CD.
i wished, that an hd remake of Mario Sunshine would released on Nintendo 64DD

Granted, but wait - the Nintendo 64DD doesn't exist! How will you play it?

I wish billions fluffy perfect delicious pancakes would fall from the sky for at least 24 hours

Granted, but it's followed by torrential maple-syrup down-pours for another 24 hours. Society collapses, as literally everything is ruined.

I wish that they would finally introduce Wa-Peach and Wa-Daisy to the Mario Universe.

Granted but the Wa-Peach will be written Beach and Wa-Daisy will be written Daivil.

I wish i have a blonde hair.

Granted, but you'll lose your hair when you turn 40.

I wish social media wasn't plagued with arguments, troll, and rampant toxicity.