Granted, but it's the most gimmicky gameplay segment Nintendo has ever come up with. You use motion controls to steer, and you have to sense where the eruptions are coming from using the HD rumble. And you have to do it while walking forward in portable mode. You shoot lasers by unclicking and clicking the joy-cons, and you finish by tapping your $80 giant-island-turtle-mount amiibo. And its unskipable, and you have to do it perfectly.
I wish the Switch was backwards-compatible with every Nintendo home and handheld console before it.
Granted, but it's the most gimmicky gameplay segment Nintendo has ever come up with. You use motion controls to steer, and you have to sense where the eruptions are coming from using the HD rumble. And you have to do it while walking forward in portable mode. You shoot lasers by unclicking and clicking the joy-cons, and you finish by tapping your $80 giant-island-turtle-mount amiibo. And its unskipable, and you have to do it perfectly.
If that happened, I would devote myself to becoming a Breath of the Wild speedrunner. Feed me.
I wish for The Stanley Parable, Undertale, Star Wars: Battlefront (ALL OF THEM), The Dark Souls Trilogy, and Super Mario Maker to be ported to the Switch.
"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!"
Light Yagami, Death Note
"Ah, the Breakfast Club soundtrack! I can't wait 'til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff!"
Phillip J. Fry, Futurama
I wish for Nintendo switch to have a good main series Pokémon game come out 2017.
Granted, it's White Version 3. No black version for whatever reason, but there is a Garbodor baby pokemon, Alolan form, and two mega evolutions for each of the final forms — four times the garbage!
I wish Breath of the Wild's shrines would literally just be Skyrim's dungeons, but in a Zelda world. (For you cretins who haven't played TES V, that's Nordic ruins with draugr and mages; caves with spiders, saber cats, and bears; fortresses with Stormcloak, Imperial, and Forsworn soldiers or just bandits; and labyrinthine underground Dwemer ruins with Falmer and Dwemer animunculi. Oh, and the planes of Oblivion.)
I wish I could think of a good Nintendo wish, and then wish for something even better.
Granted, you wish for (Super) Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door-style recipes in every game. But with Nintendo you will always be wishing for something better
I wish Zelda has killable Goron and Zora NPCs with unique attack animations, weapons, abilities, etc. Cuccos are not enough.
Granted, but it's all in the Zelda GTA game that Rockstar has made for the Switch, and Nintendo decides to stop making the Zelda games in their style in favor of Rockstars' design.
I wish I can date the moon from Majora's Mask.
I made Sheldon & Mr. Randoms back on Flipnote Hatena, now i'm a kangaroo mod that has a funko pop collection!
I'm not keen politics since that stuff is spooky, I'd rather watch SpongeBob over Fox News anyways!
Granted. I hope you like being consumed... unless you're into that sort of thing? Also, I gotta warn you, his nose isn't as big as the magazines would have you believe.
I wish A Link Between Worlds wasn't a top-down perspective game.
Granted, but it becomes a bottom-up perspective game. All those stinky feet and ugly chins...ugh! And also, because of the angle, it's now rated M/PEGI 18. (I'll leave your mind to that one)
I wish that the Oracle games would be remastered for the Nintendo Switch.
Currently playing: Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana (Switch), Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations (Switch)
I wish I didn't have the attention span of a goldfish.
You have the internal strength to avoid Zelda spoilers, but you'll be wicked bored for the next week.
In Breath of the Wild, I wish lightning (arrows) would electrify water, ice would freeze it into icebergs in the style of Ocarina's Ice Cavern, and fire would extinguish and make it steam.
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