Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but Nintendo jumps on the DLC bandwagon and releases the game in (expensive) chapters. Spoilers: Tarin shows up and screws up everything, Marin falls to her death, and the Wind Fish wakes up and dismisses the horrible dream he was just having.

I wish the Assassin's Creed series would come to the Switch.

It runs at 1% of normal speed.

I wish for everybody who preordered switch stuff to get it now.

@Fbigabig Granted. But it's horribly buggy. BotW barely works and is missing the ending.

I wish the next Pikmin features competitive multiplayer.

It is online only, very laggy, and the only mode in the game.

I wish for Nintendo to make a switch Supplemental computing device that cane out launch day that doubled the switchs power, was $20, Nintendo sells them a a good profit, and supports 4K hdr, didn't have stock isssues, and is small.

@Fbigabig It is smaller. So small, in fact, that you can barely even see it. It will either get blown away by a draft, or you drop it into the carpet, never to be found again and destined to be swept up by a vacuum.

I wish for a million Nintendo wishes! How has no one thought to do this?

Granted. They don't actually DO anything, but you can wish a million times. Of course, after a million, you can never make Nintendo wishes again.

Granted, you are now confined to oblivion forever.

I wish I had a better profile picture.

I heard 'more facial features.'

I wish Breath of the Wild wasn't coming out on Wii U

She met bowser and fell in love. Where do you think bowser jr came from?

I wish for the Nintendo switch to have good Star Wars games the same quality as XBone Scorpio and PS4 pro

Granted! All of the quality! But none of the quantity. Good luck securing a pre-order within the 15 second time-slot that wasn't predetermined, because they won't be making any more.

I wish my aformentioned million Nintendo wishes actually did something.

They do. Each wish negates the previous one, and the ground rules for the last one require that you wish for all of those landfill copies of E.T. to appear in your backyard.

I wish that a legit Metroid II remaster would come to the Nintendo Switch.

Oh, c'mon, this is so easy to corrupt.

Granted, the graphics do not recieve an upgrade for nolstalgia purposes, the game uses motion controls to aim even though it's 2D, and they add an annoying helping fairy to guide new players through the redesigned stages, which are now completely linear.

I wish that I knew how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

It is soooooo much that your mind cannot handle it and you forget everything and think you are a different being...
Navi.

I wish for all Japanese switch games to come to the US and Europe with perfect translations, same graphical quality and power, and no stock issues.

Granted, but stores refuse to sell them, and due to overwhelming excess stock Nintendo pulls the game from their site.

I wish the Let It Grow meme was funny.

Granted, but it's the ONLY thing that's funny. Nothing else brings you joy, not even playing video games.

I wish that Nintendo would sponsor a PAX Midwest event and bring their games to it.

They do, and go bankrupt. Turns out building a flotilla out in the middle of Lake Superior wasn't financially tenable. Miyamoto, Aonuma, Koizumi and the rest are now living in boat houses, which renders their indie game development times and online services even slower.

I wish I could be blind to any new Breath of the Wild info for the next month and change.

You CHANGE into Wario.

(Watch how you say things. 🙃)

I wish for all switch accessories price to go down 30% in April and stay that way.

Granted, except they are incredibly expensive originally, so the 30% discount barely does anything.

I wish I wasn't banned from Miiverse.

Granted. You're ban is now lifted for the last 7 days of Miiverse. Oh yeah, forgot to mention. Miiverse ends Feb. 1st.

I wish for Breath of the Wild to be the best Zelda game ever!

Granted, but a curse is placed upon you so you can never remember the last 'best Zelda game ever,' Twilight Princess. One step forward, and you can never go back.

I wish this post I saw on Reddit about Breath of the Wild's boss on Death Mountain being a mount came true. The post said that, like the Island Turtle, Link would need to ride it to get to the corresponding dungeon. The creature would crawl over the rim of the mountain and cling to the inner rock wall and carry Link down into a Fire Temple inside of the volcano.