A:Its a bird!
B:Its a plane!
C:Why are you shouting? Its just a plane.
How do you dig a hole to China?
With a shovel.
So there's these three guys sitting at a bar...
Then they all walk away.
How do you pick up the world?
Do a hand-stand on the south pole.
How to be great parents:
-Sing to your kds encouraging and happy songs.
Rock a bye baby on the treetop
when the wind blows the cradle will rock
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Why did the joker viciously beat robin over the head with a crowbar to the point of death! Because he made a killer punch line.
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This is a joke from a history class:
"He is pronounced Alexander the Great, because if he was Alexander the GRAPE, there would be a whole bunch of them!!!!!!"
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This is a joke from a history class:
"He is pronounced Alexander the Great, because if he was Alexander the GRAPE, there would be a whole bunch of them!!!!!!"
It's sad I didn't get that right at first. Yeah college!
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer...." We're both lawyers!"
FALSE. because of gravity, humans are pulled to the earth. but since the actual earth is outside the center, we live as close as we can to the center of the earth. if one were to dig a hole to china(and this is assuming that the earth is hollow, which in fact, it isnt.), one would not go to china, one would stay at the center of the earth, because that's where gravity is pulling you. i expected better of PROF_CLAYTON.
FALSE. because of gravity, humans are pulled to the earth. but since the actual earth is outside the center, we live as close as we can to the center of the earth. if one were to dig a hole to china(and this is assuming that the earth is hollow, which in fact, it isnt.), one would not go to china, one would stay at the center of the earth, because that's where gravity is pulling you. i expected better of PROF_CLAYTON.
So how do you explain my ability to climb a ladder?
I used to have a blog link here. I'll put it back up when the blog has something to read.
FALSE. because of gravity, humans are pulled to the earth. but since the actual earth is outside the center, we live as close as we can to the center of the earth. if one were to dig a hole to china(and this is assuming that the earth is hollow, which in fact, it isnt.), one would not go to china, one would stay at the center of the earth, because that's where gravity is pulling you. i expected better of PROF_CLAYTON.
So how do you explain my ability to climb a ladder?
easy. gravity is the force pulling you down.when you climb a ladder, you use the force of your arm to pull you up. you apply more force than gravity.
FALSE. because of gravity, humans are pulled to the earth. but since the actual earth is outside the center, we live as close as we can to the center of the earth. if one were to dig a hole to china(and this is assuming that the earth is hollow, which in fact, it isnt.), one would not go to china, one would stay at the center of the earth, because that's where gravity is pulling you. i expected better of PROF_CLAYTON.
So how do you explain my ability to climb a ladder?
easy. gravity is the force pulling you down.when you climb a ladder, you use the force of your arm to pull you up. you apply more force than gravity.
My point exactly.
I used to have a blog link here. I'll put it back up when the blog has something to read.
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