How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
You open up the door and put it in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
You take out the elephant and put in a giraffe.
There's a party for all the animals in the world. Which animal can't come?
The giraffe, it's stuck in the fridge.
To get to the party you have to go across crocodile-infested waters. How will you get across?
Just swim regularly, the crocodiles are all at the party.
you forgot the part with the plane, the old lady, and the bricks.
Yes, well, if I knew about it I would've posted it. I heard about it just the other day while I was at an event and really shouldn't have been telling jokes, so of course my friend and I were.
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American, and a Mexican are all in a plane. The controls are jammed and the plane is going to crash, but there is only one parachute. So, the Englishman says "God save the Queen!" and jumps out. The Frenchman says "Viva la France!" and jumps out. The American says "Remember the Alamo!" and throws out the Mexican and takes the parachute.
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He was charged with battery.
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