FALSE. because of gravity, humans are pulled to the earth. but since the actual earth is outside the center, we live as close as we can to the center of the earth. if one were to dig a hole to china(and this is assuming that the earth is hollow, which in fact, it isnt.), one would not go to china, one would stay at the center of the earth, because that's where gravity is pulling you. i expected better of PROF_CLAYTON.
So how do you explain my ability to climb a ladder?
easy. gravity is the force pulling you down.when you climb a ladder, you use the force of your arm to pull you up. you apply more force than gravity.
My point exactly.
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This is a joke from a history class:
"He is pronounced Alexander the Great, because if he was Alexander the GRAPE, there would be a whole bunch of them!!!!!!"
It's sad I didn't get that right at first. Yeah college!
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer...." We're both lawyers!"
Oh, gawd, not the anti-jokes!
Well, instead of me regurgitating them, just look at this site with many great jokes! http://www.quickmeme.com/Anti-Joke-Chicken/popular/1/
(WARNING: many of these jokes are dangerously funny. Bladder leakage possible...)
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Will be playing soon: Paper Mario: Sticker Star, Cave Story +, Wii U: NSMBU, Nintendo Land, (And lots more!)
Well, instead of me regurgitating them, just look at this site with many great jokes! http://www.quickmeme.com/Anti-Joke-Chicken/popular/1/
(WARNING: many of these jokes are dangerously funny. Bladder leakage possible...)
My favorite was the Coffee and Diabetes one HAHAHA
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Well, instead of me regurgitating them, just look at this site with many great jokes! http://www.quickmeme.com/Anti-Joke-Chicken/popular/1/
(WARNING: many of these jokes are dangerously funny. Bladder leakage possible...)
My favorite was the Coffee and Diabetes one HAHAHA
Currently playing: Rhythm Heaven, Minecraft (XBLA), Pokemon B/W 2, Halo 4, The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave, Fallblox, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (GCN)
Will be playing soon: Paper Mario: Sticker Star, Cave Story +, Wii U: NSMBU, Nintendo Land, (And lots more!)
FALSE. because of gravity, humans are pulled to the earth. but since the actual earth is outside the center, we live as close as we can to the center of the earth. if one were to dig a hole to china(and this is assuming that the earth is hollow, which in fact, it isnt.), one would not go to china, one would stay at the center of the earth, because that's where gravity is pulling you. i expected better of PROF_CLAYTON.
So how do you explain my ability to climb a ladder?
easy. gravity is the force pulling you down.when you climb a ladder, you use the force of your arm to pull you up. you apply more force than gravity.
My point exactly.
when you let go of that ladder, you fall off. MY point. explain to me why we don't float off into space. because gravity keeps us down. if we jump or climb a ladder, we apply more force than gravity. however, we can't jump THAT high, or climb a ladder THAT long, so when we do (do, meaning jump or climb), we don't stray too far from gravity's pull, so we fall down. we are pulled as far as we can to the center of the earth, which is why we live on the surface. if there was a hole in the surface leading to the center of Earth, and we made it there, we would no longer be pulled by gravity, since we're in the center, where gravity is pulling us. gravity would be pulling US. MY point exactly.
FALSE. because of gravity, humans are pulled to the earth. but since the actual earth is outside the center, we live as close as we can to the center of the earth. if one were to dig a hole to china(and this is assuming that the earth is hollow, which in fact, it isnt.), one would not go to china, one would stay at the center of the earth, because that's where gravity is pulling you. i expected better of PROF_CLAYTON.
So how do you explain my ability to climb a ladder?
easy. gravity is the force pulling you down.when you climb a ladder, you use the force of your arm to pull you up. you apply more force than gravity.
My point exactly.
when you let go of that ladder, you fall off. MY point. explain to me why we don't float off into space. because gravity keeps us down. if we jump or climb a ladder, we apply more force than gravity. however, we can't jump THAT high, or climb a ladder THAT long, so when we do (do, meaning jump or climb), we don't stray too far from gravity's pull, so we fall down. we are pulled as far as we can to the center of the earth, which is why we live on the surface. if there was a hole in the surface leading to the center of Earth, and we made it there, we would no longer be pulled by gravity, since we're in the center, where gravity is pulling us. gravity would be pulling US. MY point exactly.
All I was getting at is that, if you dug a hole through the Earth, once you got past the centre (and are then digging 'up' instead of 'down) you could dig ahead of yourself, and pull yourself along the resulting tunnel - resulting in you climbing your hole, just like a ladder.
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FALSE. because of gravity, humans are pulled to the earth. but since the actual earth is outside the center, we live as close as we can to the center of the earth. if one were to dig a hole to china(and this is assuming that the earth is hollow, which in fact, it isnt.), one would not go to china, one would stay at the center of the earth, because that's where gravity is pulling you. i expected better of PROF_CLAYTON.
So how do you explain my ability to climb a ladder?
easy. gravity is the force pulling you down.when you climb a ladder, you use the force of your arm to pull you up. you apply more force than gravity.
My point exactly.
when you let go of that ladder, you fall off. MY point. explain to me why we don't float off into space. because gravity keeps us down. if we jump or climb a ladder, we apply more force than gravity. however, we can't jump THAT high, or climb a ladder THAT long, so when we do (do, meaning jump or climb), we don't stray too far from gravity's pull, so we fall down. we are pulled as far as we can to the center of the earth, which is why we live on the surface. if there was a hole in the surface leading to the center of Earth, and we made it there, we would no longer be pulled by gravity, since we're in the center, where gravity is pulling us. gravity would be pulling US. MY point exactly.
All I was getting at is that, if you dug a hole through the Earth, once you got past the centre (and are then digging 'up' instead of 'down) you could dig ahead of yourself, and pull yourself along the resulting tunnel - resulting in you climbing your hole, just like a ladder.
If this is all one big joke well then.....it's pretty bad! I see what you two did there ;D. Good job staying on subject guys! :3
Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'll have some Hâ‚‚0, please". The second man says, "That sounds good, I'll have some Hâ‚‚0 too".
The second man died.
LOL
A girl named Mississippi goes to a glasses store and says "I need a pair of glasses".
The man says "Why? You already have 4 eyes."
LOL
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Once upon a time in a magical land, there lived a snake named Nate. In this land, actually rather close to Nate's house, there was a great road, and next to this road was a lever. The lever was ancient, and the myth around the lever was that if you were to push it, it would trigger the end of the world. One day, Nate was slithering down the road. When he came upon the lever, he began crossing the road so he could get a look at it. At the same moment, a truck came zooming around the corner, and the driver found himself in a dilemma: either hit the snake and run him over, or swerve, hit the lever, and end the world. Needless to say, the driver ran over Nate and went on his merry way. What's the moral of this story?
What's Walter White's favorite school subject? Math!
What happened to the guy with no body and no nose? Nobody Knows
Us humans, turtles, cats, and octopuses at NL may not be huge fans of these jokes. But if dogs saw these jokes, they'd love them so much, they'd give us comedians a round of an appawse
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