Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Mariotehplumber

Why is the moon purple?

Because it is owned by Waluigi. Also, NEVER SPEAK OF THAT MAN AGAIN!
Is cheese engaged to jelly donut?

No cuz she is jealous of his cheezy jokes!
What does the fox says?

"SHUT UP, SLIPPY!"
I heard 7 8 9. What happened next?

7 burped and ate 11.
Find the most cringeworthy post on Miiverse.

The Konami PachiSlot mines would be a better bet.
When will the Kojima ruse cruise end?

1827.
Why are sheep anthropomorphic donuts?

Because they want to be a cow.

When will season 2 of D-Frag come out?

In a grade A american-made burger. Good luck consuming those calories.

What are these blue pants?

Its not pants. It's a blue shirt that dreams of being pants.
What brings all the boys to the yard?

They need to become at least a cop to get into the (Scotland) Yard.

Can I get a high five?

No, you get a high six instead.

Ever kick yourself in the face by accident?

Nope, but I always bang my head on the moon.

How do I destroy the moon?

Ask an evil scientist. I'm sure there is one somewhere around here on Nintendo Life.

is biting your nails and eating it tasty?

Actually, I do, due to my love for phone ringtones. I like a certain one you can find on a handful of China-made phones.
If I go at night, can I be the first person to ever take a step on the Sun?!

I dunno ask Smash Mouth.

What's the new flavor of Mtn dew going to be?

What's a muffin? In 'Murica we only eat donuts with Mountan Dew to wash it down.
Wubbadubbadubba that true?

You must dress up as a bird, and angrily defeat every pig you see.

How do you calm down an angry dinosaur?

Walk it.

How late is it right now?

with a fork.

What is up?